Soda Drink Shartblast
i live in the secret egirl village no you cant go there
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List of Notable Achievements:

•First person to achieve Lunar Consciousness
•Number 8 in TIME Magazine's "10 Crunchiest Americans of the New Millennium"
•Owner of the 12th Most Exotic Slimeball on the Western Hemisphere
•Bone Slurper
•Voted "Most Likely to End Up in a Shallow Grave in a Country Bordering the Indian Ocean" in Senior Year of High School
•Owner of the only copy of Petz Nursery 2 officially sanctioned to be a "Holy Relic" by the Vatican
•Recorded Witness to several landmark court cases to determine the legality of "Pipe Swallowing" in over 13 Bulgarian Territories
•Only living relative to James "Crunk Gunk" Smathers, who provided an infinite source of electricity to the town Collierville, Tennessee by performing actions perceived to be "Crunkin' the Gunkin'", following a power outage in 1933.
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Favorite Guide
Making Your Own "Funny" Destiny 2 "Guide"
Created by - Soda Drink Shartblast
36 ratings
Destiny 2
With my expert help, you too will possess the words, wit, and mastery over the English language to create your very own certifiable Very Funny™.
Favorite Game
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
87
Hours played
35
Achievements
Achievement Progress   35 of 59
+30
Review 1
Game Collector
432
Games Owned
389
DLC Owned
21
Reviews
397
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Recent Activity
24.8 hours past 2 weeks
11.3 hrs on record
last played on 14 Jan
Hero Siege
Achievement Progress   7 of 93
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2 hrs on record
last played on 13 Jan
s&box
56 hrs on record
last played on 13 Jan
Grim Dawn
Achievement Progress   15 of 185
+10
Comments
therussianreject 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:56am 
yes a trans person and a disabled person that can teleport is on the same level of unbelievable... you know when i word it like that
ANNOYING CROW 31 May, 2024 @ 9:38pm 
CAW
Light Up Skechers 23 Feb, 2024 @ 4:18pm 
---BEWARE---
I've been talking to this so called 'gamer girl' for 8 years now. We played tons of video games over the years and I really thought i knew them, i felt like we had such a close connection. But 2 days ago we met up in person at a cafe and it turns out they have a BOYFRIEND and that it was actually HIM that was playing the games all these years. I'm absolutely DISGUSTED. I was planning on confession my undying love for them but her stupid Alpha chad boyfriend got in the way. what am i supposed to do with this 64 ounce bottle of lube and the extra small trojan condoms i bought (128 pack)? On top of all that I'm typing this from the most expensive hotel room Best Western has to offer. Anyone know any good escorts in the Memphis area?
Soda Drink Shartblast 22 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26pm 
and id do it again bootboy
BeigeBusta 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:34pm 
- rep this guy shot me in fallujah
Soda Drink Shartblast 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:07am 
jesus christ