•First person to achieve Lunar Consciousness
•Number 8 in TIME Magazine's "10 Crunchiest Americans of the New Millennium"
•Owner of the 12th Most Exotic Slimeball on the Western Hemisphere
•Bone Slurper
•Voted "Most Likely to End Up in a Shallow Grave in a Country Bordering the Indian Ocean" in Senior Year of High School
•Owner of the only copy of Petz Nursery 2 officially sanctioned to be a "Holy Relic" by the Vatican
•Recorded Witness to several landmark court cases to determine the legality of "Pipe Swallowing" in over 13 Bulgarian Territories
•Only living relative to James "Crunk Gunk" Smathers, who provided an infinite source of electricity to the town Collierville, Tennessee by performing actions perceived to be "Crunkin' the Gunkin'", following a power outage in 1933.