Soda Drink Shartblast
i live in the secret egirl village no you cant go there
List of Notable Achievements:

•First person to achieve Lunar Consciousness
•Number 8 in TIME Magazine's "10 Crunchiest Americans of the New Millennium"
•Owner of the 12th Most Exotic Slimeball on the Western Hemisphere
•Bone Slurper
•Voted "Most Likely to End Up in a Shallow Grave in a Country Bordering the Indian Ocean" in Senior Year of High School
•Owner of the only copy of Petz Nursery 2 officially sanctioned to be a "Holy Relic" by the Vatican
•Recorded Witness to several landmark court cases to determine the legality of "Pipe Swallowing" in over 13 Bulgarian Territories
•Only living relative to James "Crunk Gunk" Smathers, who provided an infinite source of electricity to the town Collierville, Tennessee by performing actions perceived to be "Crunkin' the Gunkin'", following a power outage in 1933.
List of Notable Achievements:

•First person to achieve Lunar Consciousness
•Number 8 in TIME Magazine's "10 Crunchiest Americans of the New Millennium"
•Owner of the 12th Most Exotic Slimeball on the Western Hemisphere
•Bone Slurper
•Voted "Most Likely to End Up in a Shallow Grave in a Country Bordering the Indian Ocean" in Senior Year of High School
•Owner of the only copy of Petz Nursery 2 officially sanctioned to be a "Holy Relic" by the Vatican
•Recorded Witness to several landmark court cases to determine the legality of "Pipe Swallowing" in over 13 Bulgarian Territories
•Only living relative to James "Crunk Gunk" Smathers, who provided an infinite source of electricity to the town Collierville, Tennessee by performing actions perceived to be "Crunkin' the Gunkin'", following a power outage in 1933.
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big Hat arxm 4 月 8 日 下午 2:04 
i went to the secret egirl village and nobody said they knew you
memory floam consumer 2024 年 9 月 5 日 上午 4:56 
yes a trans person and a disabled person that can teleport is on the same level of unbelievable... you know when i word it like that
ANNOYING CROW 2024 年 5 月 31 日 下午 9:38 
CAW
Light Up Skechers 2024 年 2 月 23 日 下午 4:18 
---BEWARE---
I've been talking to this so called 'gamer girl' for 8 years now. We played tons of video games over the years and I really thought i knew them, i felt like we had such a close connection. But 2 days ago we met up in person at a cafe and it turns out they have a BOYFRIEND and that it was actually HIM that was playing the games all these years. I'm absolutely DISGUSTED. I was planning on confession my undying love for them but her stupid Alpha chad boyfriend got in the way. what am i supposed to do with this 64 ounce bottle of lube and the extra small trojan condoms i bought (128 pack)? On top of all that I'm typing this from the most expensive hotel room Best Western has to offer. Anyone know any good escorts in the Memphis area?
Soda Drink Shartblast 2023 年 6 月 22 日 下午 2:26 
and id do it again bootboy
BeigeBusta 2023 年 6 月 22 日 下午 1:34 
- rep this guy shot me in fallujah