-rep Aaaargh, this is so frustrating! You see, this is what I don’t get about you bad guys: You know the hero’s gonna win, but you don’t just die quickly. Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda... This jackhole rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, ‘WAAAAAAH!’ And-ahahaha... I can’t even... ahahahahah! He can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and... I dunno, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you’re a total ♥♥♥♥♥.

-rep Snake Edges come at you like a bad horror movie sequel – relentless, predictable, and impossible to avoid without cringing. And the throws? If teching throws were a lifeline, they'd be on the endangered species list. Back-dashing? More like a teleportation experiment gone horribly wrong – attempting to escape but ending up going forward. -ChatGPT

What??? ChatGPT comes in handy, and I'm a busy guy – which isn't surprising given my constant mental plus frames! Besides, I can't waste any of my creative genius on you. Panda's rule; Kuma's drool. Panda supremacy! Now, go practice teching throws or something, nerd. I've got more iWR2's to dish out with my Dragunov! [Add that to the list of moves that you CAN'T BLOCK]

Good game dude!

-rep you owe me 8 dollars

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