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65 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
7.2 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Negative review until they fix controller support and analog controls (movement is tied to DPad on left stick of DS4 controller) Guess i'll just have to pirate it since we apparently forgot how to make a video game over the past 25 years.
Posted 7 November, 2023.
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106.2 hrs on record (81.5 hrs at review time)
Billed as the ultimate depression-amplifying videogame, Consumer Softproducts' latest and greatest game is all that and more. You've probably heard about Cruelty Squad, or seen it on the news, and maybe you've attended a Cruelty Squad demonstration at any one of the many things that Consumer Softproducts has attended in the past two years. You may have heard that it contains 3 million lines of code and is the central figure in a battle with the Justice Department that may last well into the next century. But before we look at the final release of Cruelty Squad, (build 1.0), let's backtrack a bit and explore why this product is the way it is, and how it got that way along the long road to its completion.
Posted 16 November, 2021.
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60 people found this review helpful
47 people found this review funny
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163.6 hrs on record (141.2 hrs at review time)
miyazaki lower the price so i can play with my freinds you f ucking hack

-Edit, it's been 4 years so now the chances of ever playing this game with my friends ever again is 0%. Way to go, bandai.

In all seriousness, the remaster also conflicts with the original art style significantly and introduces no new gameplay or content. I recommend you find a way to p i r a t e the original and just disregard multiplayer entirely if you want to actually experience dark souls 1.
Posted 22 June, 2020. Last edited 28 July, 2024.
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262.2 hrs on record (176.6 hrs at review time)
A delicacy of gaming, fun mechanics, insane story. nothing but you, a base full of soldiers, and all the tools you need to deal with them.
Bring back kojima
Posted 9 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,555.6 hrs on record (441.9 hrs at review time)
amazing game, awesome setting. the game has a high level of detail and polish despite looking rather primitive. Its very clear that the devs care about their product. one thing i will say though is that some mechanics are extremely unbalanced, and getting a stronger character often requires really tedious grinding.
Posted 9 January, 2020.
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179.2 hrs on record (157.4 hrs at review time)
for a game that takes place in the ocean, its quite the shallow experience.
this is a trash scanning game.
you go around on the ocean floor and you scan trash. thats the whole game.
the game also only feels like 80% done, but the devs say that the game is done. Don't support developers that do that. don't buy this and don't buy their future games.
Posted 9 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
440.1 hrs on record (440.1 hrs at review time)
bundle this with the remaster, theres no reason to let this version die.
Posted 13 December, 2019.
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171.3 hrs on record (155.7 hrs at review time)
at first glance, you might just think this to be a controversy-fueled cash grab of a game, but the developers actually care about their product so its a fun experience. my favorite part is the atmosphere the maps provide, being full of ambient sound and small details. in that way it reminds me of source games like half-life 2 and garry's mod.
dont play it if your a nancy
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
3,099.8 hrs on record (2,887.8 hrs at review time)
its okay
Posted 12 November, 2019. Last edited 9 January, 2020.
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309.8 hrs on record (282.5 hrs at review time)
Most immersive and focused shooter i've played. Starter weapons are really bad, be patient and hold on until you get a rifle.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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