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Recent reviews by LORD CRITISH

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95 people found this review helpful
24 people found this review funny
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5.2 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Remember kids... there are no males and females! Only body types 1 and 2!
Posted 23 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
The graphics and music are nice but the game couldn’t convince me in the first three hours. Here’s why:

- No camera smoothing. First thing you notice when playing with mouse, there’s zero camera smoothing. The camera control feels like a prototype in an early Unity tech demo. It’s jarring.

- Game sends you through over two hours of cutscenes and boring dialogue in the prologue before you reach the point where you finally have free roam. By that time your Steam refund grace period is expired.

- Characters and dialogue are so boring they make you fall asleep. I started to just skip through all dialogue quickly after a while.

- The world feels static. There’s no physics and you can’t pick up anything, not even axes stuck on a chopping block.

- Combat still feels as clunky as in KCD1. There’s no indication of how you stand in combat. Blocking, hitting and riposte feel like mashing potatoes. You never really know if you’re actually blocking or your hit attempt doesn’t go and you’re mostly clueless why.

- Bugs: Game-breaking bugs still existing two weeks after release. For example after dying and reloading, hands stuck in melee pose, can’t draw a weapon, game controls go havoc.

I’d say game is OK to buy in a sale but not for the full price.
Posted 2 March. Last edited 3 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Better than Civ 7!
Posted 17 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.8 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
One year after release and it's still a dumpster fire.

Installed a few mods ... game takes ages to load everything.
Start game to check a map, don't like it, Exit to main menu ... game crashes, every time.
Rinse repeat.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Why can I not filter to display only stars within a certain range? Functionality of the app is pathetic!
Posted 16 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
96.7 hrs on record
Beware! Ubisoft are top-level scammers by pulling from under your feet what you've long paid for!
Posted 8 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.2 hrs on record
Woke trash!
Posted 8 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
After all, it's woke trash, not recommended!
Posted 19 March, 2024. Last edited 20 April, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Game seems fun but cannot change the default input mappings AT ALL so for a left-handed person it's a pain to play.
Will re-evaluate if the dev adds input customization.
Posted 21 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Graphics look absolute ♥♥♥♥♥, to a point where it negatively impact the gameplay. They could have been good but I guess the dev thought it's better to ruin it with cell-shaded shaders. Game is very hard on single player but I understand this game is basically intended for multi-player. Bad luck though if you don't have friends who play. No ultra-wide screen support.

I resist to step in line with the hype train! So far cannot recommend.
Posted 21 January, 2024. Last edited 21 January, 2024.
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