Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory I'm gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat😔🕊

What instead of half life 3 it was half life :3 where everyone is a furry femboy including but not limited to gordon, barney, the vorts, and eli vance. Dr. Breen would be meowing all over city 17 and the combine would be nuzzling you to death if you were to commit a crime against city 17. In this game, you would play as Barney Calhoun where you unleash your nut all over city 17. During the climax of the games story, there will be a seven hour long sex scene between Barney, Gordon, and Dr. Breen as a parallel to the seven hour war. The final boss of this furtastic ending to the half life universe would be the G-Man dressed as a femboy furry himself. His attacks would range from nuzzling, to smooching, to cuddling. The game would also have a femtastic expansions known as Portal: Borealis where you learn the borealis was just a furcon gone wrong. This would be an AMAZING conclusion to the half life franchise and would make any fan cream on site of it.

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️👿👿🖤🖤 NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you.

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling

now HERE's a man who knows how to dry his balls!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~