There's so many things we could be doing to impress Jodi Foster right now.

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.

All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic ♥♥♥♥-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary

Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.

These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed ♥♥♥♥ bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.

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enormous fat guy wearing a newsboy cap and open carrying (handgun was holstered to the chest pocket of his denim jacket somehow?) gave me my doordash order while confidently asking a girl in my apartment lobby if she was interested in trying polyamory. every single thing in my order was wrong

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!

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