Progresul realizărilor lui Clocker pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2023 la 10:13

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 31 mart. 2023 la 10:02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2023 la 10:56

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 31 mart. 2023 la 10:13

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Obținută la 6 iul. la 2:18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2023 la 11:02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 2 oct. 2023 la 13:03

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 5 oct. 2023 la 11:24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 4 iul. la 11:25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 4 iul. la 14:50

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 5 iul. la 15:28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 6 iul. la 3:03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 3 iul. la 11:53

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 4 iul. la 14:43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 5 oct. 2023 la 11:32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 5 oct. 2023 la 10:49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 5 oct. 2023 la 11:21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 3 iul. la 12:19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 11 aug. 2023 la 0:30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 31 mart. 2023 la 10:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 2 oct. 2023 la 12:50

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 5 oct. 2023 la 10:49

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 4 iul. la 11:21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 6 iul. la 2:15

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 31 mart. 2023 la 10:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 5 oct. 2023 la 10:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 4 iul. la 11:23

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 2 oct. 2023 la 11:33

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 4 iul. la 11:29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2023 la 9:46

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2023 la 11:05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 19 mart. 2023 la 12:42

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2023 la 10:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2023 la 10:03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2023 la 11:07

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 3 iul. la 13:16

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 3 iul. la 13:04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 4 iul. la 10:28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 6 iul. la 3:11

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 2 oct. 2023 la 12:00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 3 iul. la 12:18

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 5 oct. 2023 la 11:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 6 iul. la 3:05

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30