Achievementy uživatele Clocker ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 20. bře. 2023 v 10.13

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 31. bře. 2023 v 10.02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 20. bře. 2023 v 10.56

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 31. bře. 2023 v 10.13

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Odemčeno 6. čvc. v 2.18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 20. bře. 2023 v 11.02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 2. říj. 2023 v 13.03

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2023 v 11.24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 11.25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 14.50

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 5. čvc. v 15.28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 6. čvc. v 3.03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 11.53

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 14.43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2023 v 11.32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2023 v 10.49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2023 v 11.21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 12.19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 11. srp. 2023 v 0.30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 31. bře. 2023 v 10.08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 2. říj. 2023 v 12.50

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2023 v 10.49

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 11.21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odemčeno 6. čvc. v 2.15

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 31. bře. 2023 v 10.10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2023 v 10.59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 11.23

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 2. říj. 2023 v 11.33

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 11.29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 20. bře. 2023 v 9.46

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 20. bře. 2023 v 11.05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 19. bře. 2023 v 12.42

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 20. bře. 2023 v 10.04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 20. bře. 2023 v 10.03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 20. bře. 2023 v 11.07

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 13.16

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 13.04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 4. čvc. v 10.28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 6. čvc. v 3.11

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odemčeno 2. říj. 2023 v 12.00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 3. čvc. v 12.18

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odemčeno 5. říj. 2023 v 11.28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 6. čvc. v 3.05

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30