Prestatievoortgang van Clocker in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2023 om 10:13

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mrt 2023 om 10:02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2023 om 10:56

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mrt 2023 om 10:13

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul om 2:18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2023 om 11:02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 2 okt 2023 om 13:03

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 5 okt 2023 om 11:24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul om 11:25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul om 14:50

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul om 15:28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul om 3:03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul om 11:53

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul om 14:43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 5 okt 2023 om 11:32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 5 okt 2023 om 10:49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 5 okt 2023 om 11:21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul om 12:19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 11 aug 2023 om 0:30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mrt 2023 om 10:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 2 okt 2023 om 12:50

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 5 okt 2023 om 10:49

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul om 11:21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul om 2:15

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 31 mrt 2023 om 10:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 5 okt 2023 om 10:59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul om 11:23

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 2 okt 2023 om 11:33

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul om 11:29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2023 om 9:46

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2023 om 11:05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 19 mrt 2023 om 12:42

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2023 om 10:04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2023 om 10:03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2023 om 11:07

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul om 13:16

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul om 13:04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 4 jul om 10:28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul om 3:11

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 2 okt 2023 om 12:00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 3 jul om 12:18

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 5 okt 2023 om 11:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul om 3:05

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30