Progression de Clocker pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 10h13

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 31 mars 2023 à 10h02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 10h56

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 31 mars 2023 à 10h13

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Débloqué le 6 juil. à 2h18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 11h02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 2 oct. 2023 à 13h03

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 5 oct. 2023 à 11h24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 4 juil. à 11h25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 4 juil. à 14h50

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 5 juil. à 15h28

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 6 juil. à 3h03

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 3 juil. à 11h53

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 4 juil. à 14h43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 5 oct. 2023 à 11h32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 5 oct. 2023 à 10h49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 5 oct. 2023 à 11h21

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 3 juil. à 12h19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 11 aout 2023 à 0h30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 31 mars 2023 à 10h08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 2 oct. 2023 à 12h50

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 5 oct. 2023 à 10h49

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 4 juil. à 11h21

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 6 juil. à 2h15

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 31 mars 2023 à 10h10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 5 oct. 2023 à 10h59

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 4 juil. à 11h23

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 2 oct. 2023 à 11h33

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 4 juil. à 11h29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 9h46

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 11h05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 19 mars 2023 à 12h42

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 10h04

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 10h03

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 20 mars 2023 à 11h07

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 3 juil. à 13h16

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 3 juil. à 13h04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 4 juil. à 10h28

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 6 juil. à 3h11

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 2 oct. 2023 à 12h00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 3 juil. à 12h18

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 5 oct. 2023 à 11h28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 6 juil. à 3h05

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30