Recent reviews by omelette du poop

It's been years that I haven't touched a EA game except this one.
Not by choice.
I'm still waiting for that confirmation email EA.
EA Support would be better if it was nonexistent.

Don't buy this game.

It is great! Just don't spend your money on it. The company who made this is gone, and all of the money goes to Microsoft, who has no idea how to run a gaming company.

Tragic.

A decent game ruined by executive decisions.

This game will die in 2028.

Knowing this, I will review this game based on the support that Ubisoft will give out to this game:

Unplayable. Without an internet connection, there's no game. Without Ubisoft servers running, this game is a "paperweight".

Trash company.

I would urge you to report this game.

Needs an epic account. Not interested.I want my money back.

I'm sure i've reviewed this game, but since you keep forgetting, i'll remind you.

GTA Story Mode is awesome. Online is pure cancer. Be ready to get calls every 20 seconds begging you to waste all your money.

♥♥♥♥ off.

I would love to review this game. Instead, I'm stuck at the social club login screen.

Tried to reset password: no email received

created a new account: "Social Club login failed. Please try again."


♥♥♥♥ you rockstar.


UPDATE

Do you have windows 10? You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Do you have a GPU that has more than 3GB? You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Do you have an internet connection? Yes, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.


Rockstar didn't updated this game and said ♥♥♥♥ it! You need the "Games for Windows" app! And how do I know it? Google! They are way too lazy to include a text box saying "you need this useless app on your computer"

Do you want to know how to bypass this cancerous app, also known as social club app whatever? Yes, you'll need to change the paul.dll on your root folder to something else! So, goodbye online! (if ever this was an option)


I'm still pissed. I really dont remember googling so much just to play a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.