Recent reviews by Jag

Game is fun, just like 3 and New Vegas. Has the usual game breaking Bethesda bugs, but still fun if cheap, just make a lot of saves so when you do encounter a game breaking bug, you can backstep ezpz

I feel gaped :) 11/10

Solid

ITs a video game

Get to werewolf boss. Hes a good boy. play fetch the arrow for a bit. Hes starting to be a hungry boy. Bunch of little children running around. I let him have a couple feeds. Hes such a good boy.

Pisses my cats off massively. perfect game 5/7

Gave a ♥♥♥♥♥ a flower. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love flowers. She wants me. Perfect score 5/7

I dunno

Spawned in and died to boar. 10/10

is game, kill a thing, run a thing, kill kill, cured my sexual dyslexia, now I just bang the wife

Game is definatly a game. It has things and stuff to do. Unlike the games my wife plays all the time. Like I ask her "What you want for dinner?" and she will reply "Whatever is fine"

But whatever isn't fine. It isn't fine at all.

What she really means is "I want literally anything you don't want and something that you couldn't guess in 12 years"

How the hell am I suppose to work out what she want's? it's infuriating. I mean yeah, I get to see boobs occasionally at home which is cool, but is it really worth putting up with these games? Probably not.

So when I get really infuriated, I play No Mans Sky. Because it's good to have dreams. God knows mine are crushed and deader than Madeline McCain.