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Here is a collection of my favorite Steve Urkel moments.
"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
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"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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-Steve Urkel

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"Did I do that?"
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Family Matters was the perfect show for the family. It wasn't sappy or annoying like most of the other family shows on tv. Carl and Steve Urkel were the best characters and the funniest. The show, like others, began to lose quality over the years and met cancellation. In my opinion, the show was better than all the other TGIF shows ever.
-OP_Prime, January 5th, 2000

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

Like it or not, 'Family Matters' did produce a cultural icon. People everywhere knew who you were talking about when you mentioned the name 'Urkle,' the accident-prone next door neighbor who wore red framed glasses, suspenders, highwater pants, and had a passion for cheese and an admiration for Laura Winslow. Funny, too, that his becoming a regular on the show was by mere accident, since they only wrote Steve in for one episode. Like all cultural icons, it will be the one that actor Jaleel White will be forever associated.

'Family Matters' was a terrific comedy series, save the last one or two seasons where the situations became pretty desperate as an aging Jaleel White likely got tired (and too old) to play the hapless nerd character, and wanted to just be normal Steve (which he could because in the show he invented a machine where he often played a Dr. Steve and Mr. Urkle type towards the end of the series). It was also one of the few pleasant black comedies on television then and now, as few these days seem to offer anything more than insulting stereotypes and idiotic characters. The Winslows were a loving family (and one that didn't speak in ebonics just because they're black) who faced difficult problems in their lives and so forth. The show addressed issues of racial pride, of prejudice, of love, your typical family values.

The Winslow family consisted of the sometimes impulsive Carl (VelJohnson), the father; Harriet the intelligent mother (Judyann Elder); the oldest son, Eddie (McCrary); the oldest daughter, Laura (Kellie Shanygne Williams); the youngest sister Judy (Jaimee Foxworth), who appeared occasionally before disappearing altogether; and later, they added a little fellow named Ritche (Bryton McClure). There was also Mother Winslow (LaNoire); and of course, Steve Urkel.

Urkle did compete a few years later with Waldo (Shawn Harrison), Eddie's friend, because like all television comedy series, they need an idiot character. Urkel did create many misadventures because he never seemed to pay attention to what he was doing, but he was no idiot. Or, at least not the way Waldo was. He was a pretty funny guy for the while he was on the show.

And they were a pretty funny family, especially in the moments between Carl Winslow (Reginald VelJohnson), the father of the household, and his dufus friend, Urkel, which went on for some time the way Dennis the Menace often got on the nerves of George Wilson. Likewise, Urkel found it easy to annoy many of those in the Winslow household, namely the object of his affection: Laura, who squirmed around the hopeless dork, but finally managed to look past his faults (basically, just his appearance and awkward manner).

It was a pleasant show that ran in the TGIF line-up for quite some time, with other family comedy series that generated an audience and developed into series in a way that ABC may never again be able to reproduce. Everyone on the show was terrific, although my favorite, wasn't Urkel, but the lovely Rossetta LeNoire who played Mother (Estelle) Winslow. She was always such a pleasant character, and gave such a great performance.

If you ever get to see the reruns of the show, which do appear on network television every now and again, I would recommend watching it. It was a pretty good family series for it's day. And one that produced a cultural icon.
-vertigo_14 July 24th, 2004

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

"Did I do that?"
-Steve Urkel

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"Did I do that?"
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I love Roger From American Dad, below are some of my favorite roger the alien moments.
"Rogu triggers a deep maternal instinct in me that I cannot explain."
-Several fans of American Dad. I too have deep feelings for Rogu. Every day the sun has been a little brighter and the moon a little prettier since he entered my life. I love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu. Let's all love Rogu.

Here are some other fun little things about Roger from an article I found.
"Roger’s sexuality is a topic that has sparked countless discussions among “American Dad” fans. The show presents Roger as an omnisexual being, showing interest in both genders and even species across the series. His sexual preferences seem to shift based on whatever persona he’s adopting, a choice that lends itself to both comedic effect and deeper commentary about the fluidity of identity.

However, the writers handle this facet of Roger’s character with a broad sense of humor and playful irreverence rather than offering a serious examination of sexuality.

Roger’s character is not designed to be a representation of any specific sexual orientation but rather a satirical take on sexuality in general, where nothing is off-limits in the name of comedy."
This was writ by Kenny B.

Kenny B. says "This riotous realm of animation has gifted me with tales of wonder, intrigue, and inspiration, binding me in its multicolored spell." This is all I could find about him. He has talent. He has a life. We all have separate lives from one another. Whole entire lives between every set of eyes. This fact, for some, is too difficult to comprehend and it frightens them.
Fear is the mind killer.
Fear is the mind killer.
Fear is the mind killer.

In a reddit discussion I found that people very much admire American Dad and Family Guy. Some even wish for both shows to continue for eternity. To become a Theseus's ship of a cast and crew. Much as the Simpson's is now. Reddit never fails to reveal a side of humanity that you never think about.

Stalking is Bad Brotha

The sexual and violent nature of the show isn't lost on me. It's excessive.

Look at me. I got my son's ass against my window, my alien's ♥♥♥♥ in my gas tank, and nothing but the open road in front of me. (S16, E12)

"Tams, I gotta go. Yeah, the boss is being a real Catch U Next Tuesday."

Oh, Stan, does "Wilbur Kentucky" sound like a name an alien would use for one of his personas? Grow up. I'm human.

"The fact that Netflix deleted Always Sunny, Futurama, and American Dad but spent $100 million to keep Friends makes me irrationally angry."

Steve Smith is an R&B legend.

Stupid, stupid b*tch doesn't even know. She is gonna get the best cake of her stupid b*tch life.
Below this title was a short video of an American Dad cake.

"I don't vote. It's just so confusing. I go into the booth, pull the curtain, and count to ten. Then I come out, yell 'DEMOCRACY!', and run to my car."
JimboLimes 19 Jun @ 12:00am 
I met Female Police Officer in the Hershey owned slave plantations of the Ivory coast. While young he'd already developed a taste for violence and torturous punishments proved to be of no deterrence to him. They had him on the chopping block after he'd injured two other Hershey owned slaves, and scared the piss out of a Nestle enforcer. With the crack of my Thompson/Center Contender chambered in .222 Remington, and a swipe of my authentic hippo hide sjambok I’d successfully taken out his guards and freed him. While feral in the beginning, he has proven to be a loyal companion to me on my escapades in the southern congo. Now, together we sell synthetic “plant based narcotics” to unsuspecting child soldiers defending their tribal lands. All the while profiting off the foreign warlords who are systematically taking the land for its cobalt content to sell to Tesla. :VSnake::Miller:
tinky winky ! 3 Jun @ 11:37pm 
Dude someone sold me this bootlegged majora's mask copy... hope noting bad happens...
racks 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09pm 
This guy directly ruined my life. 31 years ago, before either one of us was born, a masked man came to my parents house and shot them 12 times in the chest. I managed to escape, but not without irreversible damage (I hadn't materialized to sperm yet). To this day, it’s hard for me to stand straight. The doctors told me to reduce my screentime and sit properly, but they know nothing. After I was pushed down the stairs by a classmate, I became dead set on finding that man, but my plan was weak, my mind numbed by the content I was consuming (his way of distracting me), so I started by looking at my feed of highly esoteric indecipherable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It all lead me back to this guy, admin of the 16 largest meme pages, 9 of them experimentally lead by AI. This guy ChatGPTs memes. I thought I'd seen enough, but today the cops came over questioning me about the murder of my neighbor. She was a 98 year old woman who is still alive and well, but I just know it was the work of this guy
Female Police Officer 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29pm 
The allegations being thrown at me are false and fake news. They are all based off lies and fake news from the radical left.
Womgoose 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:31pm 
:deadrat: This man is a convicted BIO TERRORIST do not approach him :deadrat:
Yuusaname 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58am 
Population pressure and the stress of modern life may cause an increase in violent tendencies. The urban environment is the incubator for all sorts of undesirable behaviors. However, much his atrocities disgust us, he may actually consider himself a hero. This is common among those who are referred to by the popular slang, "going postal". In his tortured mind, he may feel he was battling against impossible odds. It is not unusual for some individuals to believe that the entire fate of the world rest with them. In the end, our subject displays all the classic symptoms of a paranoid delusional. We may never know exactly what set him off but... rest assured we have plenty of time to study him.