Recent reviews by Ishmael the artichoke farmer

I dont know how i got hooked into space mortgage sim, but its eaten 70hrs of my life so far and i still have no clue what im doing 10/10 great game

Loved the music and loved the general chaos of this game, trying to manage time and how you kill to maximise your score and the general story of the game are great highly recommend if your into time trials/ weird fps games.

heres my privlige CA I sure can speak my mind here, Your company has raised prises for dlc by gross amounts and internally just dont care how your customers think , your ai have somehow gotten worse the game just doesnt have soul its honestly not worth it if you have warhammer 2 just stick to it your missing out on nothing.

I honestly just tried this game on a whim and im so glad I did its a joyful experience paired with a complete stranger as you both just explore this beautiful world while not a long game id recommend it to anyone who has money to spare or catch it on a sale while the world will be the same every play through the random your paired with will never be the same and that in itself makes the entire game different how you both interact and deal with the surroundings makes this game just stellar.

Besides the people that kos and eat my booty likes its the groceries its a rather fun game

10/10 game got reveiws calling it racist before it even released and still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocks it

well i change my review i guess its ok still not exactly what i wanted but its a decent game at least

Are you deep down a terrible person? Do you find WW2 jokes funny? Well Panzermadels is the game for you! Yes You! for one easy payment of $10.99 cad you can pretend you have the power to make every tank in the world fall under your comand and by comand I tottally do not mean any form of sexual innuendo and the true test of how manly you are will come out with the simple question Ammo Racks or Rear Armour?

If you are like me and are a die hard Harvest Moon fan this game will just blow you away it feels nearly identical its fun its relaxing and there is no panic involved now if your looking for something that you can blow through in a few hours sadly this isn't for you i have spent 9 straight hours enjoying this game and i just finished the first season this is a game that will eat your time and make you love every second of it.

10/10 i can ♥♥♥♥ my sister