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Slinkman Drinkman   United States
 
 
I like videogames and naked women.
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl
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Not bad, but it would be better if instead of "Man the Guns" it was called "Ban the Nuns" and the main objective was to go around from country to country banning all nunneries. Then the Catholics rise up against you and you have a huge fight where priests send thousands of small boys at you and you have shell them all before they overrun your battlements. Then while you're fighting them there are also nuns that avoided getting banned sneaking into your base and you have to hire ninjas from Japan to fight them, so there's an epic second battle going on where ninjas and nuns are fighting. Also while all of this goes on you and the Pope hang out and smoke cigars at a gentlemen's club and joke about the war since both of you don't actually care about it and think it's funny.
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curly_nuts 7 Jan @ 2:04pm 
Before I die, I want to have one last father-daughter dance with you
Amerykański Lodomir 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:25am 
Actually retarded lmfao
red phantom 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am 
omg what a psycho lmao
StradaRuvida 9 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25am 
+rep, enjoyably sus comment section
Levet 2 Jul, 2024 @ 1:29am 
I turned 62 years old today, and this guy reminds me of how we were back in the seventies, eighties and early nineties. RESOURCEFUL, INSPIRED, EXTREMELY ENTHUSIASTIC, UNDAUNTED, FUN, OPEN, WARM, KNOWLEDGEABLE, EXPERIMENTAL, ADVENTUROUS DOERS! 😄👍👏
Hawk Tua 15 Jun, 2024 @ 10:16pm 
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happy gay pride from the Table Top community!