Things I've Done in Skyrim (In no real order):

-Got married
-Adopted six kids
-Built a mansion for my family
-Adopted a bunch of dogs
-Learned I was Skyrim Jesus
-Used my Skyrim Jesus powers to slay dragons and save the world
-Became a Warewolf
-Cured a ghost of his warewolfism
-Became a vampire hunter
-Promptly abandoned the role of vampire hunter because the vampires gave me cooler stuff
-Betrayed the vampires and gained the ability to summon a skeleton horse and a zombie dragon
-Joined an organized crime syndicate
-Killed the leader of said syndicate after selling my soul to an evil god
-Joined a hitman cult
-Cuddled a ghost-zombie lady in a casket
-Killed a burnt chicken-nugget with a demon dagger
-Killed the Emperor
-Killed the man who asked me to kill the Emperor
-Was paid 30000 coins after killing the man who paid me to kill the Emperor
-Never spoke with my hitman friends again because the Ghost-Zombie's voice was really loud
-Went to college
-Was chosen by space wizards to save the college
-Found flying magic ball
-Killed people trying to use the flying magic ball for bad things
-Became headmaster of the college
-Joined the blue team
-Thought it would be funny to join the red team after killing their leader, so I switched sides
-Crushed the blue team after bringing the new red team leader a pointy hat
-Saved a tree
-Was pulled into gooey world by another Skyrim Jesus
-Killed the other Skyrim Jesus because there can only be one
-Stole a horse that a guy sold to someone else without actually owning the horse in the first place
-Killed the dude who I stole the horse for because I wanted the horse
-Killed a lady who I walked past on the road for using "milk-drinker" as an insult. Milk is good
-Chilled with a bunch of hunters in a hot spring
-Got drunk
-Started multiple bar fights
-Helped two lizards get married
-Helped the mad hatter with his tea party
-Spawned 1000 coins and threw them in the river because I wanted to see where they'd end up
-Blackmailed a LOT of people. Like... a LOT
-Killed multiple guards because they treated sweet roll theft as a laughing matter
-Walked onto the stage during a beheading because I wanted a dude's necklace
-Was chased for walking on stage during a beheading
-Gave money to the poor (After throwing 1000 coins in the river)
-Killed a man on the road and threw him in the river because I wanted to see where he'd end up
-Killed multiple innocent animals because I saw them and knew I could
-Reunited a Scooby with Shaggy
-Gave Vorstag a lot of fireball scrolls
-Regretted giving Vorstag fireball scrolls
-Stole every book from the College library because my library at home felt empty
-Stole every book I found because I quickly gained an obsession
-Became addicted to drugs
-Became a bard
-Downloaded a mod because becoming a bard wouldn't let me sing
-Got arrested for singing "Age of Oppression" in the Blue Palace
-Broke out of Prison multiple times
-Became a heavy drinker
-Made the Constance regret letting me adopt children
-Killed a horse and threw it in the river because I wanted to see where it ended up
-Got a mod that makes Unrelenting Force 700% stronger
-Started Skyrim's first Space Program
-Lead people to Giants so I could watch them get beat over the head with a club
-Told kids I'd play tag with them and then left
-Told one kid she could have a mudcrab, but told my son he couldn't have one
-Told my kid I had a gift for her but then gave her nothing because they need to learn disappointment early
-Cooked food for my family and actually set up the table with plates, cups, forks, spoons, bowls and jugs of milk
-Gave Vorstag some food and then ate the rest in front of my kids
-Gave my kids 1000 gold
-Filled my basement with skooma
-Collected bug jars
-Became wanted in every hold at once for the same crime
-Bought Khajiit's wares
-Installed nearly 100 mods
-Am still installing mods
-Will never stop installing mods

Is this what you intended, Todd?

Postal 2, is one of the most family-friendly, tame video game experiences i've experienced so far.

If you're looking for a game to buy your 5 year old child, I would HIGHLY recommend you buy them Postal 2. There are many learning experiences, and life lessons, to be had in this game, and they are told in the most PG way possible.

I would also recommend you play this game, if you're a feminist who believes video games cause violence, because this WILL be the game to utterly change your perspective on gaming as a whole.

Postal 2 has a beautiful, meaningful story. Revolutionary gameplay. And many many hours of fun gameplay.

10/10, fun for the whole family.