Things I've Done in Skyrim (In no real order):

-Got married
-Adopted six kids
-Built a mansion for my family
-Adopted a bunch of dogs
-Learned I was Skyrim Jesus
-Used my Skyrim Jesus powers to slay dragons and save the world
-Became a Warewolf
-Cured a ghost of his warewolfism
-Became a vampire hunter
-Promptly abandoned the role of vampire hunter because the vampires gave me cooler stuff
-Betrayed the vampires and gained the ability to summon a skeleton horse and a zombie dragon
-Joined an organized crime syndicate
-Killed the leader of said syndicate after selling my soul to an evil god
-Joined a hitman cult
-Cuddled a ghost-zombie lady in a casket
-Killed a burnt chicken-nugget with a demon dagger
-Killed the Emperor
-Killed the man who asked me to kill the Emperor
-Was paid 30000 coins after killing the man who paid me to kill the Emperor
-Never spoke with my hitman friends again because the Ghost-Zombie's voice was really loud
-Went to college
-Was chosen by space wizards to save the college
-Found flying magic ball
-Killed people trying to use the flying magic ball for bad things
-Became headmaster of the college
-Joined the blue team
-Thought it would be funny to join the red team after killing their leader, so I switched sides
-Crushed the blue team after bringing the new red team leader a pointy hat
-Saved a tree
-Was pulled into gooey world by another Skyrim Jesus
-Killed the other Skyrim Jesus because there can only be one
-Stole a horse that a guy sold to someone else without actually owning the horse in the first place
-Killed the dude who I stole the horse for because I wanted the horse
-Killed a lady who I walked past on the road for using "milk-drinker" as an insult. Milk is good
-Chilled with a bunch of hunters in a hot spring
-Got drunk
-Started multiple bar fights
-Helped two lizards get married
-Helped the mad hatter with his tea party
-Spawned 1000 coins and threw them in the river because I wanted to see where they'd end up
-Blackmailed a LOT of people. Like... a LOT
-Killed multiple guards because they treated sweet roll theft as a laughing matter
-Walked onto the stage during a beheading because I wanted a dude's necklace
-Was chased for walking on stage during a beheading
-Gave money to the poor (After throwing 1000 coins in the river)
-Killed a man on the road and threw him in the river because I wanted to see where he'd end up
-Killed multiple innocent animals because I saw them and knew I could
-Reunited a Scooby with Shaggy
-Gave Vorstag a lot of fireball scrolls
-Regretted giving Vorstag fireball scrolls
-Stole every book from the College library because my library at home felt empty
-Stole every book I found because I quickly gained an obsession
-Became addicted to drugs
-Became a bard
-Downloaded a mod because becoming a bard wouldn't let me sing
-Got arrested for singing "Age of Oppression" in the Blue Palace
-Broke out of Prison multiple times
-Became a heavy drinker
-Made the Constance regret letting me adopt children
-Killed a horse and threw it in the river because I wanted to see where it ended up
-Got a mod that makes Unrelenting Force 700% stronger
-Started Skyrim's first Space Program
-Lead people to Giants so I could watch them get beat over the head with a club
-Told kids I'd play tag with them and then left
-Told one kid she could have a mudcrab, but told my son he couldn't have one
-Told my kid I had a gift for her but then gave her nothing because they need to learn disappointment early
-Cooked food for my family and actually set up the table with plates, cups, forks, spoons, bowls and jugs of milk
-Gave Vorstag some food and then ate the rest in front of my kids
-Gave my kids 1000 gold
-Filled my basement with skooma
-Collected bug jars
-Became wanted in every hold at once for the same crime
-Bought Khajiit's wares
-Installed nearly 100 mods
-Am still installing mods
-Will never stop installing mods

Is this what you intended, Todd?

Things I've Done in Skyrim (In no real order): -Got married -Adopted six kids -Built a mansion for my family -Adopted a bunch of dogs -Learned I was Skyrim Jesus -Used my Skyrim Jesus powers to slay dragons and save the world -Became a Warewolf -Cured a ghost of his warewolfism -Became a vampire hunter -Promptly abandoned the role of vampire hunter because the vampires gave me cooler stuff -Betrayed the vampires and gained the ability to summon a skeleton horse and a zombie dragon -Joined an organized crime syndicate -Killed the leader of said syndicate after selling my soul to an evil god -Joined a hitman cult -Cuddled a ghost-zombie lady in a casket -Killed a burnt chicken-nugget with a demon dagger -Killed the Emperor -Killed the man who asked me to kill the Emperor -Was paid 30000 coins after killing the man who paid me to kill the Emperor -Never spoke with my hitman friends again because the Ghost-Zombie's voice was really loud -Went to college -Was chosen by space wizards to save the college -Found flying magic ball -Killed people trying to use the flying magic ball for bad things -Became headmaster of the college -Joined the blue team -Thought it would be funny to join the red team after killing their leader, so I switched sides -Crushed the blue team after bringing the new red team leader a pointy hat -Saved a tree -Was pulled into gooey world by another Skyrim Jesus -Killed the other Skyrim Jesus because there can only be one -Stole a horse that a guy sold to someone else without actually owning the horse in the first place -Killed the dude who I stole the horse for because I wanted the horse -Killed a lady who I walked past on the road for using "milk-drinker" as an insult. Milk is good -Chilled with a bunch of hunters in a hot spring -Got drunk -Started multiple bar fights -Helped two lizards get married -Helped the mad hatter with his tea party -Spawned 1000 coins and threw them in the river because I wanted to see where they'd end up -Blackmailed a LOT of people. Like... a LOT -Killed multiple guards because they treated sweet roll theft as a laughing matter -Walked onto the stage during a beheading because I wanted a dude's necklace -Was chased for walking on stage during a beheading -Gave money to the poor (After throwing 1000 coins in the river) -Killed a man on the road and threw him in the river because I wanted to see where he'd end up -Killed multiple innocent animals because I saw them and knew I could -Reunited a Scooby with Shaggy -Gave Vorstag a lot of fireball scrolls -Regretted giving Vorstag fireball scrolls -Stole every book from the College library because my library at home felt empty -Stole every book I found because I quickly gained an obsession -Became addicted to drugs -Became a bard -Downloaded a mod because becoming a bard wouldn't let me sing -Got arrested for singing "Age of Oppression" in the Blue Palace -Broke out of Prison multiple times -Became a heavy drinker -Made the Constance regret letting me adopt children -Killed a horse and threw it in the river because I wanted to see where it ended up -Got a mod that makes Unrelenting Force 700% stronger -Started Skyrim's first Space Program -Lead people to Giants so I could watch them get beat over the head with a club -Told kids I'd play tag with them and then left -Told one kid she could have a mudcrab, but told my son he couldn't have one -Told my kid I had a gift for her but then gave her nothing because they need to learn disappointment early -Cooked food for my family and actually set up the table with plates, cups, forks, spoons, bowls and jugs of milk -Gave Vorstag some food and then ate the rest in front of my kids -Gave my kids 1000 gold -Filled my basement with skooma -Collected bug jars -Became wanted in every hold at once for the same crime -Bought Khajiit's wares -Installed nearly 100 mods -Am still installing mods -Will never stop installing mods Is this what you intended, Todd?