ClodSquire
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PROLOGUE
This is quite possibly one of the greatest hallmarks of my life, along with the behalf of everyone reading this review. I would like to thank the devs, the players, my parents, and everyone who supported me along this journey. I understand- these days are very stressful. And I sympathize with you all. However, today, I believe there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I would like to share with you my story.


RISING TENSIONS
Over the past few days, with the ever-increasing workload, I have found myself unable to defecate. This has been truly saddening and has had a devastating impact on my mental and physical well being and sanity. For hours, and hours, I have yearned to have the chance to finally evacuate my bowels of all the negativity, hatred, and pain in this world. Every hour, I would sit there, thinking: "is now the time? or is it too late?" As I sat there in my desk chair doing assignments, I felt the liquid content of my fecal matter perpetually decreasing, making the matter worse with every passing second. It became near impossible to free myself from the prison I had created for myself. I would dive deeper, and deeper, into an endless pit of suffering and internal turmoil. My internal and external sphincters began to lose the ability to communicate, and I was afraid I required an electrode sensor inserted within my abdomen. I was disconnected from my surroundings, afraid to move a thing in fear that I would send a crippling rupture through my pants.


A CHANGE IN THE MOTIONS
Finally, I saw the way out. I took a deep breath, (but not too deep for fear I would explode,) and confidently waddled my way to the nearest ceramic bowl. After days of torment, I let out a massive rip. The sensation was like no other. A massive weight was lifted off of my shoulders- or rather, a massive weight was lifted out of my abdomen. It was done. I was finally free. The river of tears, of suffering, of fear, despair, and darkness spilled into the calmly waiting water. The water splashed upward as I felt a surge of relief. Such foes as E. Coli, Salmonella, and the Novel Corona Virus were officially vanquished; expelled from my mortal garment. I emptied roll, after roll of toilet paper. The plumber had to be called in, however the dark times were no more. I was simply free.


FREE, AT LAST
In summary, my cherished friends; I have hereby defecated. Thank you for your endless support. It means the digestive microbiome to me. Without you, I do not think I could have mustered the courage to push forward and achieve my lifelong goals. I am beyond relieved that I escaped the eternal pit of darkness, the horrors, with no clear way out. This is a landmark- after this day, I am a new man. I am a fresh human being. You all have my eternal gratitude.

Sincerely,
Milk.

"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but its persistence." -Michael Hawk
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