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Sure there's other weapons that may do the job better but why use those when I can be LASER TEAM

Laser Cannon/10 would lose samples again

Spent about 40 MP so yeehaw cowboy Kiryu can fire his laser cannon at 10 paces

12/10 game would vaporize henchmen without saying howdy again

Think of a rogue-like but it looks like Windows 95. As you get farther into a run enemies will start minimizing your windows to mess with you which I think is a cool detail.

At the end of a run (or in my case death, complete with BSOD) you're awarded gems that you can use to unlock various stuff to apply to your next run(s)

you can also spend gems to make you mouse cursor a lil gauntlet 10/10

I will never not eat it trying to land The 900™

10/10 will pour one out for Toys For Bob and Vicarious Visions again ;_;)7

"I wish there was climbable ladders in a Bethesda game..."

(monkey's paw curls)

"Oh no, I can't swim!"

fly me closer to the helicopter I want to hit it with my sword

I put down a patch of grease thinking the gnolls I was fighting would walk straight forward into their slapstick doom, but no- those punks found the tiniest bit of path around it and proceeded to maul my sorcerer that happens to look a bit like Mark Twain.

10/10 would quick load again (and again, and again, and again...)

It can be pretty fun but its also a case study on why easily recognizable silhouettes and good map landmarks etc are so important

everyone looks like minecraft steve and I get lost a lot cause all the buildings look the same 10/10

I can give my boat dazzle camo that kind of looks like cs source missing textures

10/10 would use subtext like a coward again

the public chat is a comedy goldmine and the best idea Capcom ever had