I'm walking through an empty CDC checkpoint. The hot Louisiana sun beating on my head. Holding a baseball bat in my hands, I walk forward with caution. Then suddenly... I hear the distinct sound of a violin as if a toddler was dragging a dull bowie-knife over the strings. *Scree! Scruh! Scree!* A distant growl catches my attention as I look up to the nearby rooftops... My head swivels as I catch the glimpse of something. It looks to be a neighborhood hooligan, peering over the shingles of a roof at me, his hoodie covering his head. Before I can act the sound of a bloodcurdling screech fills my ears as the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ super-man jumps off the building, landing on my chest with such force that I hear my ribs break. He digs into my chest cavity with a pair of claws the length of a Kardashian's. My consciousness fades as he reorganizes my guts on the sidewalk.... My last thought... "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hunters..."

10/10 Would get my gallbladder ripped out again <3