You know bed of chaos was badly designed, smelter demon had a stupid small arena etc.

But Midir is everything ♥♥♥♥ put together.

It's bad enough he has an insanely large health pool. But whenever I get close to his head he decides to "AAAASRGH FIIIREEEEEEE" due to which I gotta run away. After a while he will decide to fly fly awaaaaay and FIREEEEEE at the same time. When he finally lands down he does CHAAAAAAARGE. I get close to his head and oh here we go again with FIREEEEE. He doesn't have 1 second between his attacks it is literally impossible to do a 3 hit combo. When he finally does his physical attack, oh dear it's unblockable. That's right. Why would you block a physical attack lol. It's like he dipped his claws in the abyss a little. And then he does STOMP STOMP STOMP. An oh here we go again with FIREEEE. And of course when he goes all cyclops.

Either my game is broken or this is undoubtedly the worst DS boss fight ever. I am on NG+ but still.

Nameless king was hard, but fair. Ornstein and Smough were really hard but fair. ♥♥♥♥ even Friede and Ariandel were pretty tough but fair.

This is just absolutely disguting and stupid and ♥♥♥♥.

















CHAOSHANDER GIANTDAD FOR PATCH 1.06
SL 99 BANDIT
VIT: 48
ATT: 12
END: 66
STR: 16
DEX: 10 DONT TELL ANY1 U LEVELED THAT UP u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ F______
What are you
casul?

GIANT GIANT GIANT
BECOME UNSTOPPABLE (wrekd)

Wt ring u got bithc?
Havels RIng
Ring of Favor and Protection
STAMINA
HEALTH
ENDURANCE
EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT

BLACK FLAME
BLACK FLAME
THAT MEANS NEW GAME+ BICTHES

FATHER MASK #YOLO
THE BEST LOOKING MASK IN THE GAME

OF COURSE DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FORGET
YOUR CHAOS TWOHANDER (CHAOS)
AND
GRASS CREST SHIELD (STAMINA)

WELL, WHAT IS IT?
ARE YOU PRO YET?

ITS TIME TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PWN SOME N00bZ

"Initiate phase one"
(Existence VIP by Excision & Downlink playing)
"Power up the BASS CANNON"
"FIRE"

(Beat drops quite hard)

WUB (1x)
WUB (2x)
WUB (3x)
WUB (4x)

(Various WUBs)

WUB (1x)
WUB (2x)
WUB (3x)
WUB (4x)

*gets parried and riposted*
I GOT BACK UP AND PWNED HIM

SHIVA THE EAST?
MORE LIKE

SHIVA THE DECEASED LOL

[You were indicted]
(Artful salt production)

♥♥♥♥ you nword, youre just bad so you minmax with giants armor. I know exactly how you made that build ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob.

(Music reverts to a more docile state)

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
(Another drop begins to build, symbolizing the persistence of the jam and the Legend)