*pounces of you* nyaaaaa~~~~~ I didn’t see you there!!!! *LICKS* *LICKS* nyaaaa~~~ u smell nice! *SNIFFLE SNIFFLE* on your neckyweckie ;33 *puts paws on your face* reddy to play yet? ;33 *claws come out, viciously and painfully piercing the skin on your face as you realise that kitty isn’t playing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game*

if you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down because he miss you so much

im gonna touch you heavy

*pounces of you* nyaaaaa~~~~~ I didn’t see you there!!!! *LICKS* *LICKS* nyaaaa~~~ u smell nice! *SNIFFLE SNIFFLE* on your neckyweckie ;33 *puts paws on your face* reddy to play yet? ;33 *claws come out, viciously and painfully piercing the skin on your face as you realise that kitty isn’t playing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game*

sorry about that

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.