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Antonblast-my-Pants

I hate the secret Kaizo level
10/10

In a grand wave of ambitious and talented indie releases, ENA is one of these great titans.
Abstract, yet fun and intriguing, the gameplay is a platformer/walking sim hybrid that sends you out to explore new and fascinating (sometimes confusing) worlds.
The visuals, animations and designs are exceptional, borrowing from 90s animations and games to give both a sense of nostalgia and great creativity.
The characters have a lot of personality, not the Marvel tier banter you're used to hear. Some are rather serious while others can be more clown-ish, but that's a breath of fresh air nowadays.

This is only chapter 1, but Joel G and his team are hard at work, I have a good feeling about the future for the franchise.

The fate of Sordish Democracy, Freedom and Prosperity all depend on whether or not you order a salad

"You see Mr. Rayne. I love goooooooooooold"

The reason why this game has "Mostly Positive" user reviews is because only Bethesda drones are dumb enough to buy this game and also sad enough to consider this dumpster fire of a game "good"

My time playing this game can be summed up to this:
- Servers are laggy as hell, half your shots and stimpacks are eaten by latency
- Enemies are frustrating to deal with or straight up a horrendous joke (From being naked and invincible, to dying before you even see them [No, you can't loot them])
- Quests are boring and repetitive (As in they are just fetch quests or "go here then go elsewhere")
- Most NPC dialogue is written for cardboard cutouts
- Certain card builds are super OP and you almost can't get through certain parts of the content without them
- Legendary weapons are like Heartstone cards (Grind down the ones you don't want and use the scrap to buy the ones you do want [IF you're lucky])
- Atoms are a massive scam, don't even bother spending your money because you won't be able to afford anything unless you pull out at least $100
- Battle Royale mode (I'm not touching that thing with a 200km pole)

All in all, I hope Bethesda fans are happy with this game and Starfield
It gives everyone else a reason NOT to give this stupid company more money

Bought the game for Demopan glasses, stayed for funny dialogue

So sad it's not longer available due to it being a licensing nightmare

Can't wait to show Monica this fine trophy when:

- The entire economy is in the gutter
- Bluds are razing Bergia
- Radicals are fighting in the streets
- Rumburg is invading
- Politicians are selling out the nation to world powers
- Your most trusted staff is betraying you

I hope she likes it

I owe the company 3915 dollars


I spent it all on toilets

An absolute gem

Great combat
Satisfying environmental usage
Funny dialogue
Beautiful artstyle

Unquestionably a fantastic game for your collection

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