Recent reviews by Valsentials

Bought the game for Demopan glasses, stayed for funny dialogue

So sad it's not longer available due to it being a licensing nightmare

Can't wait to show Monica this fine trophy when:

- The entire economy is in the gutter
- Bluds are razing Bergia
- Radicals are fighting in the streets
- Rumburg is invading
- Politicians are selling out the nation to world powers
- Your most trusted staff is betraying you

I hope she likes it

I owe the company 3915 dollars


I spent it all on toilets

An absolute gem

Great combat
Satisfying environmental usage
Funny dialogue
Beautiful artstyle

Unquestionably a fantastic game for your collection

Baller

AAA studio: The game costs 70 dollars, it lasts for 80 hours but is only fun for 1 hour and the majority of content is locked behind DLC and microtransactions

This guy: less than 1 dollar and the replayability is insane. also there's a lot of steam customization you can get with steam points (basically free)

Since the dawn of pizza, man has asked one question: "WHY IS MY ORDER TAKING SO LONG?!?"

The answer is simple, good food takes time. You want quick food? Go down to the big houses for a bowl of sewage.

Pizza Tower has succeeded where the giant AAA studios are constantly failing. They made an adrenaline dispenser that feels oh so fantastic every time you jump into a level or boss.

Edit: Just 100%'ed the game. I still recommend it.
Edit 2: HALLOWEEN MODE!!!
Edit 3: The Noise update has got to be the most gracious blessing we have received

You should play on the recommended servers: tag1, tag2, tag3, tag4, etc.
That way most of the bugs don't occur.

The game mode sometimes think that people are cheating because they run all the time, should probably fix that as well.
But otherwise it's a fun game mode with some nice rewards and a bit of lore.

Edit: An update has been out that stabilized the servers, it helped a great deal but you can still get a bug or two sometimes. But it's still pretty good imo.

Funny viking game about killing gods

A great platformer

Don't know what else you want me to say