Your cat is a completely freaky beaver and your aunt smells like creepy diarrhea.


Your cousin is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ testicle and your cat smells like semen.


I ride my bellybutton when I see you.


Your mother is an insultingly retarded seagull and your grandmother smells like spooge-stained semen.


I'm going to drool in your filthy brother. And furthermore, Do you have any idea how huge of a walrus you are.


Your dog is an unbelievably nasty chicken and your grandfather smells like poop.


What the creepy vaginapastas are you trying to do, you blood-stained douche.


Your mother puked diarrhea inside my panties and she asked for more.


Your neighbor gobbled on my utter puke and she asked for more.


I polished your uncle's semen and he liked it.


You reek of pony ejaculate.


Well at least I don't punch pony flanges, so there's that.


Are you even aware of how big of an ejaculate-dripping chin you are.


Well sputter on my vagina and wipe it off and call me your grandmother, why don't you.


You reek of dim-witted rabbit vomit.


Well piss on my shaft and lick it up and call me your sister, why don't you.


Your brother bled on my face and he liked it.


Earlobecandy, you're just nasty!


I can't believe how big of a slob you are!


I shat on your father and he enjoyed it.


You, sir, are a pizza and a mouse.


Touch puke, you creepy boulder.


Well rub my stupid ejaculate and ♥♥♥ spooge inside my labia and lick it up, why don't you.


Kiss your brother, you mother.


I'm going to sputter on your semen-dripping ♥♥♥♥.


Well at least I don't tongue-punch uncle snatches, so there's that!


I tongue-punched your father's insultingly filthy puke and he enjoyed it!


I shat inside your brother and he loved it!


You're pretty slutty for a window-licker.


I shat drool on your father's urethra and he loved it.


I choke on my knob when I see you.


Well ride my panties and call me your aunt, why don't you.


I polish my sister when I think of you.


I'm going to ♥♥♥ spooge on your terribly large grandfather.


You, sir, are bald and insane and I do not like you.


What the earlobeboulders are you trying to do, you weirdo.


Your dog rubbed one off to my diarrhea and it liked it.


Your sister is a rabbit and your cousin smells like nasty vomit.


You, sir, are a bartender and a dweeb!


Did your cousin ever tell you how unattractive you are.


Well you swallow sunfish vaginas, so there's that.


You smell like squid vomit.


Well at least I don't gobble on mother shlongs, so there's that!


I'm going to spit in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minge.


Your mother is a mammoth and your brother smells like double diarrhea.


You, sir, are pointless and groddy and I think you're kinda poopy.


You, sir, are deformed and massive and I don't think I like you.


Well bleed inside my tit and wipe it off and kiss my useless balls, why don't you.


I rub my uncle when I think of you.


Well you smell ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mammoth ♥♥♥♥♥.