Cross Johnny Silverhand with John Wick with Johnny Utah with John Constantine with Johnny Mnemonic and you get this game. Basically you're Keanu Reeves, you're breathtaking.

Screw this game...It lulls you in with the state fair type shooting gallery. Midly creepy but good ole fashioned fun. Then you head over to the mine ride. You expect more of the same, and it is more of the same for the first minute or two.... First jump scare hits and you immediately crap in your pants. From then on your spinning like a damn top trying not let it happen again because youre out of clean underwear. 10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ my pants again.

(To be fair i havent finished it yet because I almost knocked my daughter over recoiling in terror, it could become ♥♥♥♥♥ after that. From what I saw though it was good stuff)