Recent reviews by Cap'n Daedalus

don't reinforce kids room

Update: Still don't do this

Does anyone know where chapter 3 is?

"Splish Splash we hella deserve it"


why does this exist

They want me to spend my real money to buy their fake money to buy fake sports cars, then I tried to mod them in and they took that away too. Guess i'll just have to use hacks, thanks Take-Two!

Todd's game design is as high quality as his height

Base game is solid but the Directors Cut doesn't warrant enough changes to play it because of the way it shoves in the dlc/Missing Link, it tries to fix up the boss battles a bit but with the way the game is designed they'd have to retool the whole system to fix them. Just play the base version, the pacing is much better and doesn't have The Missing Link. But if you weren't lucky enough to get the base version then I guess just play this cause it's still a great game. Enjoy Missing Link when you get to it :^)

Preordered, beat it on ULTIMATE BAD ASS mode to feel like a total BAD ASS and justify my purchase. It didn't make me feel like a total BAD ASS.

Thanks for the nightmares, Randy.

This is Randy's magnum opus.

Early access game gets a 20 dollar "Expansion" pack? What an absolute joke.

Content that was worked on that should be placed into the game, instead it's blatantly ripped out and charged for, an absurd price at that. Disgusting business practice.

My short arms and deep pockets are preventing me from buying the expansion that is actually worth 60 dollars.

Tell your parents, tell your kids, tell your friends, tell everyone you know to watch it, failure to comply is mandatory 20 years in the Iso-Cubes, no parole. Dredd 2 when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrsJsvL30g

We did it! TV Sequel incoming! http://ew.com/tv/2017/05/10/judge-dredd-tv-show/