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Куриная жопа!

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Chicken butt!

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Chicken Jockey!

Ever since I was seventeen years old, I’ve had a raging fetish for breast milk. Of course, I’ve had no way of getting it at the time, so i just had to imagine drinking the sweet, vitamin packed nectar from a woman’s breast. Around my 20s, I had become so obsessed with it that I had to rob the local breast milk storage bank (yes they have those in my town). I was able to pick the lock to the room and get into it. I looked around and found about 120 gallons of that ♥♥♥♥. I’d broken into the bank at around 3:23 am, and I got found at around 6:30 am. When I was found and arrested, I had drinken 110 gallons in those three hours. I got charged for all the lost milk and 2 years in prison for the robbery. Anyways here I am now in prison typing this on a phone that was snuck in through someone’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Prisons nice except for being raped twice a day. My message to whoever reads this is: Beg a woman for breast milk instead of robbing your local milk bank.

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Ever since I was seventeen years old, I’ve had a raging fetish for breast milk. Of course, I’ve had no way of getting it at the time, so i just had to imagine drinking the sweet, vitamin packed nectar from a woman’s breast. Around my 20s, I had become so obsessed with it that I had to rob the local breast milk storage bank (yes they have those in my town). I was able to pick the lock to the room and get into it. I looked around and found about 120 gallons of that ♥♥♥♥. I’d broken into the bank at around 3:23 am, and I got found at around 6:30 am. When I was found and arrested, I had drinken 110 gallons in those three hours. I got charged for all the lost milk and 2 years in prison for the robbery. Anyways here I am now in prison typing this on a phone that was snuck in through someone’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Prisons nice except for being raped twice a day. My message to whoever reads this is: Beg a woman for breast milk instead of robbing your local milk bank.