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Something about suicide and writing paragraphs. Here goes.
He sat alone in the dark room writing a paragraph and contemplating suicide. His life had been going on normally until he stumbled upon the mighty bear. The bear was known to never forgiv and never forgeti the spaghetti. eminem lyrics played in his bed as the tension grew more and more parallel to his penis. "Hes nervious, but on the sruface he looks spaghetti and ready to drop spaghetti, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, knees weak arms spaghetti theres spaghetii on his vomit already, his mom's sphagetti".
Halfway into the paragraph he remeber teh rulz of the interwebz; they ring in his ears :
"do it ♥♥♥♥♥" do it . JUST DO IT . TODAY YOU SAID YESTERDAY. DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BECOME DREAMS.MAKE YOUR OWN DREAMS.

he grabs his katana sword and puts on his fedora hat.
good bai crewl werld

rest in rip in peaces in riperonis

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wat

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.