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"b" is, by far, one of the best games that I have ever had the pleasure of playing. This game is, quite possibly, the best. The mechanics are truly astounding. The WASD, Space, and Shift keyboard controls are next-level. They provide a sense of immersion that cannot even be accomplished with the power of VR. Additionally, the game's sounds are designed brilliantly. The high-quality 8K sounds that are provided within this game simply blow one's mind away. They sure blew mine away. They trick your brain into thinking that you are truly in a meadow. That there are ladybugs flying next to you. That you ARE the bee. This level of immersion has never been accomplished by any other game that I have ever experienced. In my, well-constructed and non-biased, opinion, based solely on factual statistics, this game is too advanced for the twenty-first century. The manipulative ambiance that this game exerts should not be able to be accomplished for another three centuries. I have a theory that scientists from the twenty-fourth century are attempting to recreate a modern-day 'opium war' type of thing. They are forcing this truly advanced technological brilliance into our computers and we are accepting and it is throwing the players of the game into chaos. Mass speculation is rising. This game is a cause for revolution. But I digress. This game is incredibly story-rich. It rivals the revolutionary story introduced with classic masterpieces such as "Deadbits" or "Unturned" (which I also have reviews of extensive detail on). The game starts off in a simple meadow. You would think, with the misleading and innocent advertisement of this game, that this game would be another stupid and simple simulator game on Steam. This is the opposite of the truth. This game's story reminds me of the "Half-Life" franchise. I would go into great detail about this, but I already reminisced in my "Deadbits" review, so go view that if you want a summarization of the basis of my following observations of "b"'s story. The story's length, from what I have found, holds almost triple the playtime as the story in "Deadbits." It is insane. It boggles me how so much content can be compressed to such as small file size, as well. The game is only a few kilobytes and I can install it in less than ten seconds. It is crazy! This game is truly amazing. When I was injured mentally, through traumatic Vietnamese flashbacks, I sought out this game as a source of convalescence. It worked! I no longer have PTSD flashbacks to my serving time in Vietnam and I no longer find myself overstressed and anxious. This game will make your life better!. Additionally, the multiplayer in this game allows you to connect with people you would never have ever been able to meet. That's right, I'm talking about playing with people from other times in history. Quantum physicists hypothesize that this is accomplished through the quantum breaching of millions of atoms at the same time while keeping them stabilized. This is believed to be within the vast collection of indecipherable notework that was collected and archived fromAvagadro's house after it was burned to the ground during the Salem witch trials. Enough of a history lesson though. The visual quality of this game has no comparison. I cannot begin to describe it in any comprehensible and fathomable way to the human mind. To say the least, this game's visuals are millions of times more advanced then they purport to be. It is astonishing. Real life now appears to be low resolution now that I have gazed upon my screen with this game being displayed. It is a miracle, as well, that this game can run on almost any computer. My graphics card is a 60Ti from Nvidia and I was able to run this game at a steady rate of 5232 FPS. There was no frame skipping or visual lag when playing this game either. Even if you don't have the best computer, I would still recommend launching this game at the highest settings offered in our current time. "b" is the Mona Lisa of our time. It is more awe-bringing than Paganini's Caprice 24. The devil violinist is nothing in comparison the bee that finds itself within the coding of this game. Conclusively, if you find any game of any kind, except "Dark Souls II," you will enjoy this game and I highly recommend it. Sadly, it is quite evident, this game is a "Dark Souls" franchise clone. It is obvious from the start. The story mimics almost every character and plot device and it is truly unfortunate. I am growing forlorn so I cannot continue this review. This game is truly amazing and I do recommend it! Overall, even though it holds a lot of parallels the plot of "The Room," I would rate this a 14/10 b.
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Lu 6 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12pm 
^_^
76561199052077393 2 Jun, 2024 @ 4:36pm 
+rep pretty good player <3
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+rep pretty good player <3
Dkabei 30 May, 2024 @ 10:56am 
+rep pretty good player <3
GarlicHeroes 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm 
10/10 dumptruck
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