Lord SMG
Shane Gildea
Level
126
Blood
100 XP
 
 
:triplehypershot::re2rpd:READ MY BIO BEFORE ADDING ME!:re2rpd::triplehypershot:


How's it going? I don't accept random friend requests, so if you want to add me, please comment with one of the following reasons:

1. You have an emoticon of a fancy gentleman I don't have you would like to trade for 1 tf2 scrap (or more depending on market value). Requirements for the emoticon: either a top hat or bowler hat and a monocle. Must have both!

2. You'd like to make an offer on one of my tf2 items. I'm currently not taking offers on any of my items. If for whatever reason you're absolutely desperate for one of them, you will be paying twice its value so I can buy another one and be compensated for my time, so it's best to look elsewhere.

3. If You really feel a deep need to add me, post a comment on my profile with your reason. DO NOT BE VAGUE. Tell me the exact reason in detail. No promises.

4. For now there is no fourth. Go away.

Reasons NOT to add me:

1. You want me to join your TF2 or other game clan. I DO NOT DO PVP and I'm not looking to join any clans. This will waste your time and mine.

2. You want to increase the number of your friends by one. My friends list is small for a reason, I'm not looking to be popular and couldn't care less if you are.

3. You want to trade me something that isn't an emoticon with a tophat and monocle. I'm not buying, no matter what it is. Go away.

Stuff you should know before adding me: I'm a graphic designer, action figure collector, gun and sword enthusiast, power metal fan, and amateur poet. You can find one of my poems in the showcase below. I'm not a politically correct person by any means. I don't like playing PVP games in any form (except maybe some local party games when friends are over).
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A Poem By Me: What It Is
It’s longing, too deep to ever be quelled
and too strong to bury inside.
It’s defeat at every want that’s held
and opportunity that has died
It’s anger sparked by the little things
when nothing seems to go your way
and it’s sadness that it always brings
when nothing gets you through the day.

It’s a mountain far too steep to climb
and what lies at the top is unknown.
It’s witnessing the imminent passage of time
while you’re left behind, standing alone.
It’s a weight securely tied to your waist,
pulling you deep into the sea.
It’s every exhausting struggle you’ve faced
as one evil that won’t let you be.

It’s four walls you’re sick of seeing,
but the outside doesn’t want you to leave.
It’s frustration with every inch of your being
that entwines you in a suffocating weave.
It’s invisibility concealing you away
when you want to be seen desperately so
and it’s wishes that haunt you everyday
that your heart refuses to let go.
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I'm the bess man! I deed it!
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My Emoticon Collection
Fancy Gentlemen
:highbrow: :sir: :sir2: :monocle: :dappershark: :dashforth: :flockfrog: :GentleMoon: :smile4: :topduck: :dropford: :Opossum: :roguegentleman: :villain: :villain_sad: :sirbot: :Dicking: :foulfowl: :gumvillain: :moustachepuss: :fergus: :droog: :dapperpenguin: :SafeForWork: :SFThomas: :stachemonocle: :dfmonocle: :mayoronion::OrganFancyBrain::thinkyface::bearnard::dredge_classy::hat_axolotl::meowstache:



Favorite characters/games
:crusader_helmet::h_cross: :captain_america: :MCCSWORD::MCCHELMET: :The_Slayer: :p08::RonaldRump::luger: :skull_metal::fireskull::SK_Torment: :nidlongsword::DMCDante::ebonyivory: :SEV2RLuger::LeonRE4::Parabellum: :gearsredomen: :purpletentacle::re3nemesis: :murica::freedomeagle: :wraithknight::kingsword: :gunsaiming: :Alberts::Magnum_GGC: :grwdeath: :pumpkin_jack: :fhknight: :RuneScapeguy: :Tali:



Miscellaneous Favorites
:edwin::millicent: :WesternRevolver::cowboyskull::SixShot: :claugh: :Hand_Garrett::rshocked: :mchand::mcmouth: :sadelf: :ovonion: :slskeleton: :purpleteam: :summerghost: :summeryeti: :omg_Marta: :2016gameingame: :cozyfallout4: :Puglife: :winter2019angrybulb: :winter2019angryyul: :winter2019happysnowman: :2016roasted: :Lurcher: :lunar2020gigglemonkey: :hskull: :mafiabird: :badshogun: :cozykcdknight: :eetsonion: :fxredcard::rshout: :summer2019corgi: :blob: :2017eyeball: :nftd_frightening: :fergus:
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Steam Summer Saliens 2018
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Achievements in Perfect Games
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Resident Evil 4 (2005)
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Hours played
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Green Herb
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Achievement Progress   12 of 12
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Predator: Hunting Grounds
16.1 Hours played
Things to note with my review: It's solely based on the solo experience plus the fact that I got it on sale for about $7.50.

PREDATOR has been my favorite thing of all things since I was a kid, and ever since Concrete Jungle I've been wanting a good game where I actually play as the Yautja. AVP 2010 was serviceable, but still not quite what I was looking for. This game's solo experience is pretty much the same thing: serviceable but not what I really want.

You can play private matches with bots and play as either the Yautja or the fireteam, which is the only reason I finally bought this game because I don't do PVP at all. The downside here is, when playing as the Yatuja the fireteam AI is pretty stupid. They just run towards you rather than trying to complete mission objectives, making them fairly easy targets. What saves this, though, is the fact that there's also a number of enemy NPCs that you can hunt for extra XP, so the challenge becomes hunting as many NPCS plus the fireteam bots as you can before the timer runs out.

Playing a private games as the fireteam is actually pretty fun, with the only downside being you won't fight a Yatuja. You just fight enemy NPCs and do various mission objectives.

My favorite part is the customization. If I could get this level of customization in a single player PREDATOR game, It'd be a dream come true. You can customize armor, helmets, armor colors, skin tones, weapons, and much more.

Overall, I'd give this game a 3/5. If you're like me and you have a no tolerance policy on PVP, you can still get some enjoyment out of this game, especially if you get it on sale.

Also PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ADD TRADING CARDS SO I CAN HAVE A DAMN PREDATOR EMOTICON ALREADY!
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Comments
Infernal Wraith 22 Nov, 2023 @ 11:17am 
This man sure loves his Predator, you gotta respect it.
Ernbergler 4 Sep, 2019 @ 9:08pm 
Uh oh, stinky! Poop! Hahahahaha! Poopies, funny poopies, alalalala haha! Funny poop! Poop funny! Weeee! Haha, yay for poopy, good poopy! Poopy funny! Hahahahaha! Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop funny, yay! Fun fun poop, hehehe! Poop poopy, yay! Poop make me happy happy happy! Uh oh... I think I made a poopy! Pooping pants, no diaper, that’s funny! Oopsie... Poopy underwear! We want poopies, we want poopies! Hahahahaha! Poop!
[PotatoBot] Petar 7 Nov, 2017 @ 11:09pm 
+rep | You're a great example to others.
Ernbergler 10 Oct, 2016 @ 12:57am 
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POST THIS ON THE PROFILE OF ANY COMMUNIST PIGS YOU ARE AWARE OF, SO BIG OLD GEORGE WASHINTON CAN SLAP THEM BACK TO THE STONE AGES! MERICA!
Ernbergler 2 Oct, 2014 @ 11:58pm 
+rep, his memes are always funky fresh :B1:
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