Dear Jim Jones,

Wow, what a surprise—you carrying me to victory on Nuke in Counter-Strike 2. Truly, I couldn't have done it without your "unbelievable" skill. I mean, who needs a team when I have you as my personal carry service? You really made it so easy for me to just sit back and "contribute" in the most minimal way possible.

Honestly, it's not every day I get to watch someone make me look so good, so I just want to thank you for being my one-man army. I’d say I feel bad for not doing much, but I can’t even pretend—I was too busy enjoying the show you put on.

So yeah, thanks for the win, I guess... but don't get too used to it. I might have to start carrying you next time. Maybe.

With sincere appreciation,
OctopusNipples

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