BYE BYE AK - proceeds to get rolled lol

I saw 1.00945 inches of a girls shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.

The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children.

When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.

This is the way you should do it. Video over photo as video makes ♥♥♥♥♥ look bigger and from the under side instead of your own point of view looking down as it look bigger from that angle. People assumed at the start of it that he was holding the shaft and that was the rest of his ♥♥♥♥ above, when his hand is on his balls then. When he holds the shaft later in the video his hand almost covers the whole ♥♥♥♥.

It's actually very average looking, people are fooled by the video, his hand is on his balls not the shaft, the shaft you see is his full size and is probably not even 6 inches long. Look nearer the end of video when he holds the shaft his ♥♥♥♥ is most likely shorter than 6 inches given when his hand is on it.

yo so drake got the 15 pro or the pro max, so thats either 5.77 inches or 6.30 inches. if you assume that hes holding it from the 1/3rd point of his piece, then he's hitting !bbc range, but if its a 15 pro not max, then he's hitting BBCJR range. Anyone know whatphoneitis?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun!