Mr. Volcano
Isle of Man
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I got a tremor, but I do play some shooters with my shaky ass hands. Feel free to talk to me, or don't. I can't control you, nor do I want to. Kinda weird you wanna be controlled, I'd see a therapist.

Whats next, going to ask for my twitch channel? That's double speak man, that's messed up, just cuz my meds that keep me tethered to this reality make my hands get down and funky does not mean you can't make fun of me like that. Ah, its all good homie, they shake like a earth quake is going off 25/8, if we take into account i never sleep and the grind is forever.

Just know if we talk and it feels like i'm not there, or we shake hands and you can feel my flesh grip yours, just with no one being home. That's normal, i'm just thinking of ways to be a goon (as in do evil things, not jerk off with one hand and fight pigs with the other) and keep my good image at the same time. Hard to do now days, peeps think i'm some kinda a bad dude. But i'm just a jerk, not a real a-hole.

Look me up, I'm in the backer creds of Wasteland 3.

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He is so worried, he turned around, looking away from his son. Man Gamebyro, setting those tones that no engine can.
RADICAL PC SPECS/INFO!!!!
OS: Temple OS (modded for Internet use)
Ram: EF FOUR ONE FIFTY WITH TWO BILLION MINI HORSES TO PULL ITS POWER!
GPU: Minin' Crypto for the Russian Homies, come back when the poor girl is not over worked
Mouse: I call him Dale.
Keyboard: I'm not a locksmith, I don't need a board for my 3 keys.
Monitors: I call both of them "Mom" and "Dad"
Mic: No, Ted, thank you.
Headset: I think we call them Lego Busts, don't use the wrong words for things, please.
CPU: I am a enlighted soul, thus, I do not need a "Control Processing Unit" but i do not shun the lesser beings that need them.
Controllers: N64 joystick that is taped to a Dreamcast controller showing a live stream of the inside of my walls so when the glowies come in, I know what wall to shoot at.
Case: I kinda liked Bell more, but he shines in his own ways. No hate for to him tho, mute boies are good characters.
Harddrives: What drives me is a metric crap ton of music, no soft drives, never drive soft.
Programs: I have a few, none that pay me tho. If I got payed to show up at AA, i'd go, but no money, no show.
VPN: I totally live where ever you are grabbing my ip, i'm currently in a Oil Rig just outside the Isle of man with my 2 eye patch father figures. so whatever country it says in i'm is where I am, I am every where, even in your wall.

Alts: Don't hit me with that turbo special needs crap. I don't got one, my eye patch dads say to be true to myself.

Discord ID: I'm pretty sure it was the start of Season 2 of MLP, why did you make me remember that?

Skype: Is dead, word up to the real ones

Teamspeak: God I hope so.

Jerkmate: Stanlycockwrightil#489 Number 500th edger in EU
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558 Hours played
This game is good. (With friends)
You can move, eat and also beat up the bad people. (With friends)
i find it fun. (With friends)
you should pick up this fun game. (With friends)


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Let your world fall to ruin (With friends)
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Mr. Volcano 9 Jun @ 12:51pm 
I’m joining the war now, thank you Serge, Crazy Ivan! :murica::murica::murica:
sergeshok 18 May @ 9:59am 
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Mr. Volcano 4 Feb @ 11:52am 
Doll from Murder Drones, friend made this pfp
soikazofuruhan 2 Feb @ 11:51am 
whos the little goober in your pfp
Mr. Volcano 3 Jan @ 8:20pm 
A true room temp guy, indeed
soikazofuruhan 3 Jan @ 10:25am 
a lukewarm guy