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5 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
An experience quite unlike any other I've had in a while. It's also one I must not say much about.
If the game sounds and looks interesting to you, then purchase it, play it for a couple hours, and if it gets your interest, then keep it. Don't do any further research. The game tells you nothing about what you can actually do, and it's all down to your own discovery, which leads to some truly horrifying experiences, and some pretty funny ones too.
Posted 26 March, 2020.
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0.3 hrs on record
easy speedrun, not the fastest but i'll practice. the game is retarded and you can put a piece anywhere you want, but that's not really an issue cause it makes it even easier to get the fastest Hentai Secrets speedrun in the world.

there's also like some anime porn or something in the game which was weird because it wasn't advertised on the steam store page. but whatever i guess, a speedrun is a speedrun
Posted 13 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Congratulations on leaving Early Access subnautica! A game I played a long while ago and have watched grow at such an impressive rate since, I'll definitely be coming back for a full playthrough of the completed game now that it's all set up and waiting for me!
Posted 18 January, 2018.
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10 people found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Refunded.

The game may not be terrible, it is infact an idea that sounds interesting. But an AI only deathmatch needs a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of extra content for it to remain entertaining in long term, at least for myself. It's sort of just like playing against bots in Call of Duty for example, but with MUCH less content. I don't believe there is enough content to justify a $18 NZD price tag. This game should be valued at around $5.99 USD, to $9.99 USD.

I do reccomend that you keep an eye on this game though. Or give it a try, but keep an eye on your time limit. After 1.5 hours, stop. Exit the game, and think about whether the price you paid can give you more hours of gameplay than what you just played.
Posted 7 September, 2017. Last edited 7 September, 2017.
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26.0 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
First game to suck me in for 7 hours straight before realising I should probably do some work or something. And as of now, 13.6 hours in, there are still an endless amount of objectives I see before me. So much to do, so many skills to learn, items to find, goblins to interrupt doing their... goblin-y things. This game is a lot more in depth than what meets the eye.
Posted 13 August, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Tank raided our HQ while I was at the gate. I heard the faint roar of the engine, but as it approached, I hear some small, tinny noise fade in..

... it was music.

The tank breached the gates of the base while the driver screamed charge, and amidst the explosions, I could hear The Final Countdown playing from the tank.

The laughter I couldn't hold in cost me my life.

Otherwise, amazing game. No kill counter, so the players play for the war and the experience of the game rather than kills. You can still rank up by being commended etc.
Posted 28 July, 2017. Last edited 2 August, 2017.
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1.1 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Played it a LOOOOOOOONG time ago. 95% of the reason for playing this game is the text-to-speech, and naming beacons stupid things. The other 5% is slowly walking around, or if you're with friends, experimenting with the game mechanics, ie. fooling around with the long hose.

Not really fun for long, but you'll get a good 2 hours or so out of it with friends, and probably only 1 hour alone. But it's free, so what's REALLY to hate here?
Posted 11 April, 2017.
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0.2 hrs on record
...Eh.

You've got to be pretty specific about your choice of music if you want to have a fun time.
It honestly almost feels random, and unless you play a slow dramatic song, like one with a piano or something, then all you seem to get is a bunch of random button mashes and holds.

So, the music I wanted to try didn't really work out, so I tried dubstep, and that was pretty disappointing also.
You'd expect for at least something cool to happen at the bass drop, but from what I've seen, she just jogs a little bit faster.

If anything, this would just be for putting on your own songs, and watching the game play itself.
Posted 24 December, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
320.0 hrs on record (213.8 hrs at review time)
wet fart
Posted 20 December, 2016. Last edited 30 September, 2021.
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0.5 hrs on record
Alright. So I'm not going to spoil it. But the ending is a twist that will either be improved by an immersive experience, or someone saying they did the sex with the woman, or memes. For god's sakes, when your time comes. Don't bring up the memes.
Posted 20 December, 2016.
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