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"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A DARK WALNUT"
- Michael (2017)

"I need therapy after talking to you"
- Michael (2017)

"Don't masturbate and fap"
- MRskullieman (2017)

"There's fire coming out of my ass"
- CapyCoon (2017)

"I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie"
- Greg (2017)

"Now shake the baby"
- Ruddles (2017)

"It's not good to give carrots rabbit"
- Ruddles (2017)

"He could count to three. Backwards."
- Ruddles (2017)

"I drank coke and smell like barbecue"
- CapyCoon (2017)

"Do you get a class called Compassionate formation"
- MRskullieman (2017)

"It's not cheating if you pay for it"
- MRskullieman (2017)

"Caps STOLE it okay, just like he STOLE everyone's SOUL"
- MRskullieman (2017)

"They are just running around screaming russian like vodka stroganoff!"
- Kyle (2017)

"That toilet looks dirtier than my fantasies"
- Ludde (14.01.2018)

"I'm tired, I got too much fluid on my ass"
- Drunk Ludde (15.01.2018)

"Excuse me ma'am, have you seen any black people around here?"
- WhackyCracky (17.01.2018)

"And remember, dont date a travastite unless they offer free sushi"
- ("Error %printed by(.-- --- .... .- -.)&%error");fprint;%f(stderr"Error user_steam: %s\n" (19.01.2019)

"There's nothing wrong with bullying"
- Candy (08.02.2018)

"I like dick"
- Dom (17.02.2018)

"Jag är en jävla bög"
- Hover (19.02.2018)

"I want to whip my kiwi out"
- Dom (26.03.2018)

"She hi"
- Rockyfelle (27.04.2018)

"Squish that cat"
- Dr. Burstyn (01.05.2018)

"Your lack of knowledge is insulting me"
- Joakim (06.05.2018)

"I have make water"
- Joakim (10.05.2018)

Rockyfelle: "What's water in smoke version?"
Me: "Steam?"
Rockyfelle: "STEAM! It has a more technical term though... H2O smoke form"
(13.05.2018)

"My bunny is aroused"
- Dooms (14.05.2018)

"Your opinion is wrong and you should feel wrong"
- Rockyfelle (21.05.2018)

"No but I was normal before I met you"
- Michael (29.05.2018)

"Don't touch me I'm horny"
- Marcus (01.06.2018)

"If you want, you call me and I lick your arm FOR FREE"
- Nomad (01.06.2018)

"Mastachusets"
- Joakim (05.06.2018)

"I wish I had custom panties"
- Marcus (06.06.2018)

~looks at loli~ "Looks like jail"
- Lahey (09.06.2018)

"You fed cake to your microphone. I like weird people"
- Marcus (18.06.2018)

"A thing is a thing"
- Marcus (20.06.2018)

"You need help, like you want me to call for help?"
- Joakim (23.07.2018)

"All my balls are in bad places"
- Meep (18.09.2018)

"I'm not an angry person, I'm passionate. As passionate as Hitler was with Jews"
- Stuart (26.09.2018)

"No but late abortion is when you go to a bridge and drop your child off"
- Joakim (20.10.2018)

"Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you"
- Joakim (26.10.2018)

"You know ducks have their face?"
- Joakim (30.10.2018)

"Succsexful"
- Joakim (23.12.2018)

"Don't put it in your mouth, just look, you know. Like decoration."
- Nomad (26.12.2018)

"Can you give me an A for effort? Wait...there is no a in effort.."
- Joakim (10.02.2019)

"You're less weird when you're not... yourself"
- Joakim (23.02.2019)

"It's 19 pm"
- Joakim (05.05.2019)

"Pacman go"
- Joakim (21.06.2019)

"I don't think you can cheat on an object"
- Best boyfriend 2019 (30.06.2019)

"You're playing a bad sims character but in real life"
- Mark (15.08.2019)

Me: "Tell me one evil thing I've done"
Joakim: "Existing"
(16.08.2019)

"I thought you were normal. You were not"
- Crazy (22.08.2019)

"I want to be inside you"
- Nomad (03.09.2019)

"I can't rape you. I wish I could, but I can't"
- Nomad (19.09.2019)

"You might lack emotion, but I'm full of it"
- Trey (20.09.2019)

"I'm gonna play your parent in a bit, I'm going to kill myself"
- Niko (26.09.2019)

"Never suck dick for a tree"
- Nomad (15.12.2019)

"Don't worry, I don't last long"
- Mark (23.12.2019)

"There's there"
- Alfie (25.03.2020)

"You make me ... regret being your friend"
- Alfie (29.03.2020)

"I can't handle your autism"
- Alfie (29.03.2020)

"He called me hun, ok gross"
- Alfie (29.03.2020)

"Screw you, those are MY head pats"
- Alfie (29.03.2020)

"You're like a cake, fluffy and sweet"
- Joakim (08.04.2020)

"Avocados taste the way green should taste"
- The Tall Kitten Queen (19.04.2020)

"My dick is uncomfortably correct"
- Daniel (22.05.2020)

"I'm not scared of black people, or black objects"
- Mark (22.08.2020)

"Mark is a dirty little slut"
- Daniel (13.03.2021)

"Du er så søt når du mister all håp"
- Daniel (29.07.2021)

"Jeg liker å prate med deg fordi du sier så mye dumt."
- Kim (13.10.2023)

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