vote for pedro

tryna get railed?

I love you, kitten

so I met this girl on dead by daylight and we got along really well but then she started making me wait for her to play dbd, well she says she didn't make me but when someone tell me "just a sec I'll be right on" isn't it obvious I'll be waiting? so this was yesterday and today she did it again by saying " yeah I'm coming" and I just ranted. It triggers me so bad that she tells me that I'm in the wrong? that she didn't make me wait and that I shouldn't come at her??? like wtf it's so childish that she can't even admit she's in the wrong. all she had to say was hey I want to play alone now or hey I'll be on later.. A SIMPLE MESSAGE BUT NO I'M IN THE WRONG. I blocked her on everything because I know myself I would say things I regret saying but anyway she deserved it with her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tear eyed smileys 😠😠😠

Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for.