vote for pedro

tryna get railed?

I love you, kitten

so I met this girl on dead by daylight and we got along really well but then she started making me wait for her to play dbd, well she says she didn't make me but when someone tell me "just a sec I'll be right on" isn't it obvious I'll be waiting? so this was yesterday and today she did it again by saying " yeah I'm coming" and I just ranted. It triggers me so bad that she tells me that I'm in the wrong? that she didn't make me wait and that I shouldn't come at her??? like wtf it's so childish that she can't even admit she's in the wrong. all she had to say was hey I want to play alone now or hey I'll be on later.. A SIMPLE MESSAGE BUT NO I'M IN THE WRONG. I blocked her on everything because I know myself I would say things I regret saying but anyway she deserved it with her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tear eyed smileys 😠😠😠

Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for.

I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭

hehe thank you :3 <3

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx