This game caused me life-changing amounts of damage when I first played it, the frame rate was so low I became violently ill, and I accidentally projectile vomited into my newborn son's crib, I would later find out he suffocated in my vomit, my wife came running in and in the chaos of the moment I backhanded her so hard she fell head first into a table, this happened because I was flailing around struggling to get the VR headset off, to cut a long story short, she is in the ICU after undergoing several brain surgeries and she was pronounced brain dead, and my newborn son is dead. I am being charged with two counts of homicide. Anyway, from what I saw before the unprecedented event, it looked like a great game with good graphics.

This game predicted the future. When I was in my kitchen earlier today, my Samsung smart fridge came to life and fell over onto my 2-year-old daughter, crushing her to death; my wife was, as you can imagine, having a moment, but me? I was laughing because it reminded me of the funny guinea pig movie and game from 2009. Now she blew up in my face about this; I told her to sit the ♥♥♥♥ down; she can't understand the complex storytelling that this movie from 2009 predicted smart homes being evil. Anyway, we got a divorce, never liked her anyway. really good game.