Kolymsky
I'm your huckleberry   West Yorkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I'm wiggin' out, man
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My Vinyls [www.discogs.com]

Creator of the famous "Woah Space" meme, and The Notorious Jerk Store.
The Jerk Store Discord [discord.gg]
ALL ARE WELCOME
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Some mother ♥♥♥♥♥'s are always trying to ice skate uphill.
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You're going to be all right. You just stumbled over a stone in the road. It means nothing. Your goal lies far beyond this. Doesn't it? I'm sure you'll overcome this. You'll walk again ... soon.
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God or demon, what am I?
It's time for me to choose my path.
The power of my god hand.
No evildoer will get past.

Hand-to-hand or fist-to-fist.
Kicking nuts or twist your wrist.
God power keep my pimp hand strong.
So trust me or you won't last very long.

Dragon kick your ass into
the milkyway!
(Milkyway!)
Don't act like you don't like
the ball buster!
(Ball buster!)

My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!

Lost a limb in a fight.
But don't worry babe I'll be cool.
The ultimate power of a
god is now my secret tool.
My defenses are impregnable.
My style is impetuous.
If it's too much I'll
grovel at your feet.
I beg for mercy when I feel the heat.

Jaw-dropping attacks from my
roulette wheel!
(Roulette wheel!)
Apocalyptic beatdowns from
the god hand!
(God hand!)

My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!

Everybody wants a piece.
Who's next? Don't be a fool.
Hyperactive fighting style,
so slick they will make you drool.
God hand helps me work out my stress.
It's overpowering I must confess.
The only person who it doesn't work on,
is the girl who got me into this:
Olivia.

Slicing through thugs with
my shockwave!
(Shockwave!)
More beheadings than a guillotine,
headslicer!
(Headslicer!)

My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!
Currently Offline
Artwork Showcase
Pizza Lady
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Smilin' The Most
TOP 5 BANDS
THE GARDEN (Favourite Song: Egg, This could build us a home, Shameless Shadow)
AMERICA (Favourite Song: Ventura Highway, Sister Golden Hair,)
RED HOUSE PAINTERS (Favourite Song: Katy Song, Medicine Bottle)
PINK FLOYD (Favourite Song: One of My Turns, Echoes, The Final Cut)
WISHBONE ASH (Favourite Song: Lifeline, Master of Disguise)

You can find me at:
Elder Scrolls Online : Kolymsky - DPS Nightblade
Discord : KOLYMSKY#3750 - Online most of the time.
Overwatch / Battle.net : Kolymsky#2647 - Reaper / Doomfist Main (PS4 Player, transferred to PC)
Warframe : Kolymsky - Valkyr / Mesa Main
League Of Legends EU WEST : Kolymsky - Taric Main (I'm done playin league)
OSRS : Kolymska (Taking a break for a while)
My Playlist (sort by newest & shuffle)
Smilin' The Most [open.spotify.com] - Mostly 80s, 70s era and classic rock, though there is literally a bit of everything.

Also I'm not a weeb, but some animes are ok [myanimelist.net]

Profile picture - Morpheus, Greek God of Dreams

My growing collection of steam stickers:
:kcdhorse::dungdefender::er_sad::cactusrum::Dorf_Mill::War::basementjunkie::poyo::checkmate::rtrchest::brush::Attacker::otrfingerscrossed::ElectricFlesh::AngrySword::SaddenedRobot::anarky::defiledskull::bsbullet::bschar::bsduke::bsgrenade::masoneagle::Smile::csgoct::csgohelmet::d2axe::d2bloodseeker::IronBall::_banana_::ghlol::ghsmile::balloon::missing::freebeer::poopbag::Fleur_de_Lys::2015holly::Sacked::waypoint::calm_creep::happy_creep::nidhoggoengarde::oweapon::Y::hoxton::FastFood::piraterum::worker::bleach::cherrypie::pillow::Kingdom::Uranium::SBchicken::demoticon::pinkdeath::greenslime::eye::heart::penny::rage::rwrc4::waterdrop::denied::unterzee::supplies::vlambeerPlant::alarm::torpedoes::2016trophy::elfood::snake::squirtmeh::dotecrystal::madpug::mis_water::tank::swtdrop::dstools::excitebox::etgconvict::hintlord::Mole::flowey::tabbycat::MMFood::shellshock::2017eyeball::2017cat::krabbit::mysterypotion::SadGuest::wilbur::cozypoechris::cozyjunimogreen::cozyroe::cozybrawlhalla2::cozypoesad::cozyprodman::cozyps2tr::cozyovercooked2::cozyteddymoo::cozykcdaxe::cozybrawlhalla1::cozyps2nc::cozywowsship::2018bestcoffee::2018spacefox::cozykcdknight::cozydarkseer::lunar2019coolpig::lunar2019deadpanpig::lunar2019sleepingpig::summer2019pig::Pig::WHII_Money::winter2019sadgingerbread::winter2019sadyul::croc::yikes::bprclassicmusclexs::colonylove::postalsnowman::happystar2022::peppinoP:
Made in Heaven
Stay Dead - 2019
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The Throne of Want
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The Jerk Store 👁 - Public Group
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Review Showcase
4.3 Hours played
City Of Fools cannot simply be described by a mere review. However I shall try my best to give justice to this beautiful depiction of a capitalistic, dystopian society.

Indulgence and excess is rife amongst the city of Tundel. However - This is no paradise.
Despite its joyous residents and happy go lucky "Fools" roaming the streets; there are darker things afoot amongst the winding roads and bustling markets.
This is a city that is plagued by a conspiracy that it demands to keep supressed from its general populace, lest they break from their happy malaise and realise that the world beyond their rose tinted glasses is nothing more than a farce.

This is a tale as old of time. You play as a renowned journalist, sent by careless management and demanding corporate behind enemy lines to discover the true secrets beneath Tundel City's shadows. A journalist such as yourself must have been on hundreds, if not thousands of cases such as this - However, the danger surrounding Tundel could only be compared to that of a doomsday clock with its hands ticking ever so closer to midnight.

However - You are far from alone on this endeavour. You are joined by a mysterious member of the Tundel Police Force. A shadowy figure who seems to lurk behind every corner. Is he a friend ? Or is he simply waiting for the right moment to sink his teeth in ?

Romance is rife in the city of Tundel. There are multiple possible love interests all around. A lonesome widow with a habit for pipe smoking. An unfortunate proud civilian who finds himself trapped beneath the gutter. Even an Egyptian pharoah, trapped between time in his pyramid.

We have barely even touched the great narrative of City Of Fools. However, it would be a terrible crime to spoil the adventure ahead. You may now be wondering; what of the gameplay ?

The mechanics are fine tuned to a tee. Every movement between the sharp alleys and open parks feels way ahead of its time. The graphics, while not on tier with 2023's GOLLUM, are incredible, and the art style is something straight out of a Tolkien-esque tale.
If you are looking for the finest Mystery/Noir title in creation, look no further.

City of Fools is a once in a lifetime tale. And it will leave you with one simple question;

Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him ?
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WispyAlex 13 Jun @ 11:59am 
boo :steamthumbsdown:
WispyAlex 13 Jun @ 11:59am 
bring back purple man >:(((
silent 22 Apr @ 11:26pm 
😎
WispyAlex 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24pm 
omg, you're black? omg, i'm so sorry. you poor thing! i'm so sorry for my white supremacy. here, ya want some water? ya hungry? ya want a Snickers? omg, what am i thinking? i shouldn't be talking. i should let you talk. go 'head lil feller. say whatever's on your mind.:cozyprodman:
sandro 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am 
me
Kolymsky 27 Nov, 2020 @ 5:07pm 
who up playin with they worm