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The most handsome Toxic saltmine alive ;)   Michigan, United States
 
 
Not to keen on most retrogames.
Rule Number 5 is the biggest lession I've learnt!
And yes, my profile is meant to be cringe. Keeps away trash.

'The world saw me drowning, but did nothing'
~You crushed what was left of me :butterfly:
Suicide is not painful if you do it right ~
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Welcome to this totally interesting easter egg. If you've found this, you problably are a stalker and deserve death. Also, I'd love to have s*x with you :):pinkFlowerNKOA::theskull:

My favorite Stalker: :LIS_butterfly: Currently no one
Current Stalker: This is you

Wird der Bürger unbequem, bezeichne Ihn als rechtsextrem!
Currently Offline
Multiple VAC bans on record | Info
1 game ban on record | Info
1611 day(s) since last ban
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Disclaimer

Always leave a Comment or I ignore your friend request (unless I know you)

Hi, I'm toxic. I love being cringe. You're better off avoiding me completely for your own sake.
I comment a lot under steam profiles! I Record gameplay. I still regret soo much! KHK LYF!


Wanna add me?

Do so if one of these is true:
1. We have friends in common
2. Decent Steam level [Should be 5]
3. Common Group
4. Common Game
5. met ingame before
6. I know you from somewhere else (other platform, IRL and many such cases)
7. Left a good reason in my comments down below why you added me if none of the above are true

Don't if:
1. Your only game is CS:GO
2. You wanna scam me
3. Wanna trade CS:GO items
4. Want to play CS:GO
5. If you have a drug addiction
6. If you self-harm

If you try to scam me, I will report and block you. If you added me and left no comment I will leave your friend request on read only and will not accept nor deny it until you left a comment with a reason why you want to be friends with me. Also if you're inactive I will remove you at some point. Same goes for people that don't talk to me or play with me.


Important media/links

Add me on Discord: KiriOkami (Tell me after being accepted what you want/need)
Twitch: See me live [twitch.tv]
Youtube: Crappy YT Content
Twitter/X: Tweet me something
Instagram: Follow me on Instagram [instagram.com]
Origin/EA App: KiriOkamiOFC
Uplay/Ubisoft Connect: KiriOkamiOFC
Steam 2nd Acc: It's here
Riot: KiriOkami#EUW
Proxer: German page like MyAnimeList [proxer.me]
Osu: See my failure [osu.ppy.sh]
Soundcloud: Need a new 1
DeviantArt: Will set that up in future
Discord Server Community DC [discord.gg]
You can find my spotify playlist here [open.spotify.com], It's not all of my music but the music I currently listen to while on the move or whilst gaming!

My Vacations [BANS]

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Multiplayer:
I got tired of all the hackers that once were everywhere in this game so I became the 1 thing I swore to destroy.

Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Multiplayer (includes Zombies):
Joined a hacked unlockall lobby on public matchmaking and 7 days later the banhammer struck me.

The latest Entry (after over 7 years): Dead by Daylight: Abusing bugs or exploits to gain a competetive advantage kappa. The second Account is basically only meant for Dead by Daylight. Go ahead and leave your salt on this account if you're toxic. I love collecting these Comments :)


About me

* Name: Marc Maurice
* Age: 25 (July 18th)
* Gender: Are you really asking this? Eurocopter Tiger! [CIS MALE]
* Country: I am trapped in a toxic saltmine, send help.
* Blood type: 0 rhesus positiv kell negativ (0pos (Kneg)) ~ 0 Rh(D) pos K neg ~
* Dream professions: I'd love to be a Pilot or Voiceactor
* Best thing that happened: My Friends. They are like super strong friends who make life bearable
* Pets: None. My Dog passed away and I cannot bear the loss of another companion at the moment
* Favorite food: Burgers, Currysausage and many other unhealthy things, it's just my passion
* I volunteer at: Red Cross. I used to volunteer at my local animal shelter but cannot do that atm.
* Favorite Season: Summer coz it's warm and you can go swimming. Spring is also okay.
* Music: All over the place, but Metal, Tropical and Deep House are my favorite genres.
* I'm allergic to: Nothing LoL.
* What I really love: Girls, Wolves and Chainsaws!
* I can't stand the sound of: Crying babies.
* What I don't have: Notorious german accent (most of the time)
* Favorite subject: History
* I'm practically addicted to: Star Wars, Pet videos, food, drinks, fun, talking, attention etc.
* My favorite Colors are: Red, Blue, Pink, Silver, Gold, Black
* I spent far too much money on: gaming, energy and food!
* Celebrity crushes: It's complicated.
* Bad habits: Stubborn, arguing, sometimes childish, annoying
* I believe in: Not the church but in extraterrestrial life. Aliens are out there!
* Most romantic thing someone did: Crafted a Photoalbum, took time to add text to all those memories, and stuff like that.

And right now Im uncreative as ♥♥♥♥. I will somehow make this better, I promise.

Last update: 18.02.2024
A list of people (that are (in my friendslist) on steam) that are really important to me and needed a shoutout!
Huge thanks to:

- Steffen & Lukas for helping me out in all the times I know them. They deeeply and truly care about me and I am so happy to call them as some of my best friends. I know I can 120% trust them with everything and would never have to not rely on them. Nothing will ever chamge me wanting to give you 2 up, my favorite set of twins. (yes, they're identical twins :P)

- Julian We had a lot of fun in different games, drank together and did a lot of weird trolling. You made my dream of an airsoft AWP come true with Steffen and that was such a cool birthday present. Also you rode your bike 3 cities across to me to deliver me something I urgently needed. You are someone that does whatever he can to support a friend. You are someone who jumps into the deepest and darkest ocean if you can help someone, really selfless individual. I admire you for your service for our country.

- Jens. You are annoying, you tilt me, you are stupid and loud. I don't know why but you are very close to me. We do a lot of bs together, we love modding, being op 'nd ♥♥♥♥. Even tho I want to kick your nutz each and every day, you made me smile with lots of small things. Bought me some DLC, gave me all your trashy trade valuables you had no use for, and a lot of funny memories aswell. Whenever I feel like crying you work behind my back to get me back up, even if it is just for a short amount of time. You care for me like I am a little brother 2 you and dont expect anything back from me, you don't care about my negatives and embrace me for who I am. We share so many bad habits but that makes it even more fun to be friends with you.

- Lasse. You made the time so much more enjoyable while working at the carworkshop. I had someone that shared valuable lessions with me, explained me things I did not know and also was really supportive. Computer nerd if I may say so. I am very thankful for your gift and all the time we got to spent with eachother, tho it was very limited. I wish you all the best in your life and success.

- Harry. With other people I grew to love from the old 68th you're kinda the oddball. We don't share a lot of things but for whatever reason I'm likeable for you and you bought me a couple games off my wishlist. Really thankful for that.

- Dafibaby I met you trough some stupid gurl and we end up being friends. We spent a lot of wholesome and very precious time together and I genuently love you the way you are. We have so many striking and weird similarities and whatever the day brings, when I'm with you I feel lifted. There are never enough words or time to explain how much I value you, there is nothing and no one that could comprehend my passion for you but here I am, trying to give it a small shot. You know how much I love you and that's all that matters! I miss Switzerland and the time we had, I miss your boyfriend and weird mom, I only dont miss the expenses. I cannot afford that country xD.

- Lisa Laschentampe. We know eachother since I play Dead by Daylight. You bought me my favorite killer (Leatherface) for me, we spent a lot of time playing the heck out of the game, we met IRL, went swimming and also met on the Alan Walker concert in Cologne. I'm glad I got to meet you. Also bought me Stranger Things on my alt acc. This friendship started as most DbD Friendships started and we became IRL friends super quick and spent a ton of quality time. I do miss ya but living far away from each other makes it hella hard.

- Leon. Same as Max, tho I eradicated him from my life as of current (02012024). Still not less valuable. With you I can have a great time. We can be toxic together and enjoy ourselves, especially when we play War Thunder together. The moments we experience, even tho, you're cursed, are some of my favorites. I hate your boomer Humor tho without it, you would not be you. You've been with me trough some of my darkest moments in life, you've been there, when I wanted to end it all, whenever I called you, even during nights, if you had free time, you really came. You helped me cry, we screamed (mostly me) and listened to music together. Soo many times have we been walking around our town together just to empty our heads and I loved it. You are one of my few pillars that make life bearable.

- Robin I hate arguing with you, your humor screams boomer, it's even worse than Leon and your ADD sometimes kicks so hard, I cannot for the love of god bear it. However for all these negatives comes positives. You are kindhearted, you've been an anchor when ♥♥♥♥ went down, you helped me when my mom kicked me out and let me sleep on your couch. You are a true friend. Funny that we knew eachother already before becoming friends because I knew your sister but we never got to know each other back then.

- Sophie We met trough someoen we both knew, she threw us away like cold and undesired food, she was genuently a ♥♥♥♥♥ about pet peeves instead of talking to us. Oh man, how Important you are to me. I fail to grasp your beauty in character and visuals. You have such a kind and loving heart, you trusted me more than anyone in such a short time usually would. Because of me, you've lost something valuable and beloved - yeah I know its not my fault the car broke down but I still feel responsible - but we spent a lot of time. With you I don't feel alone and watching anime or playing that dreadful game (Dead by Daylight) is a lot of fun. Thanks for being there for me, and I hope I can be there for you too. I love your buildings in Minecraft, your style is fesh!

- Teacup for buying me the DEMOGORGON in Dead by Daylight. We met when I played mean and I gave her bloodpoints in return. We had a blast of a time with ASMR girl and yeah. Thank you so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.

- Ana We met 2016 in a then good now terrible game called Overwatch (2). I think we remember shortly before or after the disaster with Kim has happened and we've been friends ever since. We played a lot of Overwatch together, added us on Steam and went to the next trash game, Dead by Daylight. You never talked to me because you never had a mic or it was always broken. But you're a really smart person, always encouraged me and wanted to be there for me in dark times. You are a real queen and a hero!

- Lisbeth I still think the way we got to meet is the best ever. She Stopped her stream and raided someone else, stayed there but that person went to raid me, she was active in chat and fell asleep during my stream. Somehow she sent me a friend request on Twitch and that's how we became friends. We since then spent time together, playing video games, being on discord and even met 2 times IRL. You are a real sunshine to be around, an inspiration and just lovely. I still think your german sucks ass tho! xD It is spoken BETONG not Betoon!

- Laura Tho you are the gf's of one of my bro's, you're a real friend. I do appreciate you and expect big things for our friendship!
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I am mainly trading those filthy trading cards against other trading cards to craft badges, so here we go.- If you got any you want to get rid of, please send me a trade offer and I'll take them. If you need any from me, you can just simply trade them with me against others I might need. I also collect emotes, because they're fun. Not really having a purpose but welp.
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Sooo, Let's start by simple things that came into my mind first. The game looks great. It's not ugly, it's visually very appealing. Lots of Colors, huge world and blablabla. I've never played the original game besides a bit in free ride and an demo version I believe so I don't know how close it is to it's source material, but I've heared its a great remake.

The Game has a really good atmosphere, offers an Noir Mode, which is super cool, gives it old movie vibes and offers a pleasant singleplayer experience BUT, as far as it feels for me, it runs on the Mafia 3 Engine, which I really dislike. The Shooting feels odd, not as satisfying as in Mafia 2, the Driving is Awful in my opinion and those 2 make a huge portion of the game. The Physics are just wanky. Honestly, I liked Mafia 2 more, even if those physics were pretty weird. Just, I'm driving 30' Cars, not modern sports cars, so they should feel ♥♥♥♥.

Regardless, let's talk about mission design. Overall I loved the missions, the Story they tried to (re)tell was a pleasure to follow trough, but with about 10 hours of playtime just way too short. I know the original Story ain't as long but still sad. A mission that I really hated tho, was the Mission where you had to race. As mentioned earlier the driving physics are really bad, and it was an unpleasant experience being forced to win a Race that was no fun at all to me. I had to do it like 3 times Over coz the wanky physics screwed me over. There is also a Mission where you have to protect booze whilst being in the back of the truck. It's a fun Railshooter experience but still a bad and unpleasant mission, so Dislike that 2.

On the other Side, you had missions that were more engaging such as the old Prison or the final Mission. Really a lot of Fun to play these, even tho it's sad, when you grew accustomed to these Characters. I will still love Vito and Joe more.

Talking about those, There is a Mission in Mafia 2 that correlates with the game here, where Joe and Vito have a cameo, which I really like. I never understood this mission in Mafia 2 until I played the Remake and watched Videos to inform me.

Now I wanna be angry about 1 more thing, which may exclusively be to the German version of the game. Mafia 2 had great voice acting, this game however... Neither atmospheric nor really good. The Characters never whispered in Situations where they should've been. There Is a Scene where they scream about killing someone whilst on way to him, super stupid. Also most of the time it sounded like people where right next to you when they were not. A lot of times the voice acting sounded expressionless, which makes me sad, but the VA of Vito Scaletta was atleast the right one.

What to say at the end of the game? I wish there was more Content, more Guns, more boom, but it's just the Remake of the original Mafia. I've heared great things and wanted to play it myself, ending up paying 40€. It's a pleasant and great experience, tho on Hard it's stupid to have to run to a Medkit every gunfight.

I recommend this game to fans of the Mafia Franchise or to people who like a decent gangster Story BUT, I do not recommend it to be brought for 40€. This game is more like a 20-25 € Experience, not worth 40 Bucks. Since the game has no real DLC, it loses it's charm very quick, and the open world feels really empty.


German Review:

Is okay, Kauft es für 20€
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So! I saw another guide about leaving Ubiflaccid's trashy matchmaking, but that involved completely unplugging the router and modem! So if you hate yourself enough to keep playing this garbage like myself, then this might be for you! (Though a bunch of peo
Chessking99 17 Apr @ 11:15am 
anhand des Profilbildes gehe ich davon aus, dass du Nüsse liebst. Dazu sage ich nur "Jeder seinen eigenen Fetish". ich bin persönlich kein Fan von CBT aber wenn du daran spaß hast, hällt dich keiner von uns auf.
Chessking99 17 Apr @ 11:11am 
Doppeldecker74 ich wusste nicht, dass man seine lieblings Stellung als namen wählen kann aber wenn du es magst von vorne und hinten durchgenommen zu werden haben wir fortschrittlichen Menschen kein Problem mit.
funne 17 Apr @ 10:57am 
Okay? Du hast trotzdem ziemlich kleine Eier, jemanden, den du nicht mal kennst, grundlos zu beleidigen ^^. Witzig auch, dass jemand wie du, natürlich ein privates Profil hat weil er eine kleine Memme is :c Keine Freunde zu haben und eifersüchtig zu sein, ist natürlich kein Verbrechen, macht sich aber nicht so schön. Und wenn man dann noch bedenkt, dass du es nötig hast, andere fertig zu machen weil du so unglücklich mit deinem Leben bist, ist schon ziemlich traurig. Wenn du magst, kann ich dir gerne beibringen, wie man trotz eines cringehaften Profil's bei den Leuten beliebt ist und Freunde für's Leben bekommt :)
DoppelDecker74 16 Apr @ 2:11am 
siehst eher so aus als dürftest du dich nicht weniger als 100m ner grundschule annähren
ToBeDetermined 14 Apr @ 11:08am 
He cute, no furry
funne 14 Apr @ 6:00am 
Wo bin ich bitte ein Furry? Aber danke für's Kompliment :D