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Fun ARG card game. A lot of additional challenges once you finish the game and a lot of variety in graphics and gameplay. Easy to learn, but hard to master.

Showing you the terror and beauty of the deep blue. If you have a deep fear of big bodies of water, radiation poisoning, existential dread, claustrophobia, severe isolation, or being eaten by a leviathan don't play this game! If you think fish and punching things in a mech suit are cool, you should play this game!

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Peak 2000's gritty cop-gone-rogue thriller with original unoriginal twists.
Interesting aesthetic somewhere between realism and cardboard cutouts. Can be rough in some areas even for the year it came out. A lot of large flat environments. The design team got to shine a little more in the interior areas.
The bullet time and weapon variety kept the game fresh from it's <10 hour gameplay, but there's not too much to say about it.
Definitely worth a playthrough if you're a fan of action games or Hong Kong cinema.

7/10

If you like wearing fun animal masks, you will like this game :)

I'm a slut for nostalgia

This is the best supported AAA title I have ever played that doesn't charge you virtual currency.

Constant content updates and events. Best co-op XP I've had since ever? I've gotten multiple friends to play this one through with me. If the concept of a parkour, free-roaming first-person melee/shooter game doesn't sound good then you are wrong.

X gon' give it to ya (what?)
♥♥♥♥ waiting for you to get it on your own, X gon' deliver to ya (uh)
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop-pop of stainless steel
Go hard, getting busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
That I'll make the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonder if he did it
Damn right, and I'll do it again (yeah)
'Cause I am right so I gots to win
Break bread with the enemy (what?)
But no matter how many cats I break bread with I'll break who you sendin' me (yeah)
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ never wanted nothing (uh, what?)
But your life saved, ♥♥♥♥♥, and that's on a light day
I'm getting down, down like a ♥♥♥♥♥ said, "Freeze" (uh)
But won't be the one ending up on his knees
♥♥♥♥♥ please, if the only thing you cats did (come on)
Was came out to play, stay out my way, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

As someone who lacks discipline in any craft: this game has managed to bring me to an entirely new level of playing. There are theory and technique lessons, practice games and exercise, arcade modes, and just playing along to songs. Not to mention craft a seemingly infinite combo of tones and effects to use. DLC can get a bit pricey if you really want to invest into this game/tool, but it was well worth it for me.

tl;dr It's basically Guitar Hero with your guitar.

GOT 2 ROLE ARAOND @ TEH SPEED UV SUND. 10/10 WUD GO FAST AGEN