You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

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Change the wallpaper back to agnus you degenerate

I managed to lick the tip of my p3nis...

As the title says I did it, it happened like 10 minutes ago. I was sitting on the toilet (constipated) and my dumbass forgot the bring the phone. So I got a little bit bored, had some horny thoughts and my penis got erect, so for some reason I went “oh what if I would try to lick it?” Obviously like a lot of other men I tried years ago but failed so I tried and I don’t know how but I just barely managed to lick the tip of it. I don’t know what to think.

Hello, I'm so so sorry for interrupting you with this comment on your post, well..... I don't know if you recognize me because you look so so familiar to me, and beside you have this lovely way of smiling in all your pictures,you seem to be a kind woman with a golden heart of friendship I will be glad to get an hello from you or willingly add me on Facebook let's get to know each other🤗🤗