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6 people found this review helpful
53.7 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
This has got to be the most uninteresting, half-baked, and boring Bethesda title I've ever played and that's saying a lot since I am not a big fan of their looter shooter Fallout 4 and it's braindead base building concept and outdated game play model. Seriously, just go play No Man's Sky, Star Citizen, or even Cyberpunk 2077 this game wishes it was any of those and more but ended up being yet another giant disappoint from the mind of the promise breaking liar that is Todd Howard. I give this 2 thumbs down and wish I could get a refund but alas, giving this game a shot and trying to get passed the beginning 12 hour slog rewarded me with even more badly written quests and Bethesda's usual recycled game play loop.
Posted 9 September, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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38.2 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Most of the reviews left on here are from launch when the server's barely allowed anyone to connect or play. Thankfully they fixed connectivity issues quickly and the state of the game is far greater then when it released and the gameplay itself is very deep and fulfilling with plenty of different Gundam to pick from as well as a competent upgrade system so you can improve the stats of your Mechs without having to totally stop using them. The maps are all well made for the most part with plenty of variety and diverse locations with only a handful of the smaller one's proving to not be as fun. The only frustrating portion of the game is the UI, the UI is terrible and their are so many menus you're head will spin but that being said they're easy to familiarize yourself with and should have it down if you take the time to understand it. Hopefully this helped shed a bit of light on the state of the game and convinced you to give it a shot I think most Gundam and Mech fans will enjoy their experience especially with friend's and shouldn't be review bombed because of a crappy start which MOST GAMES have nowadays----
Posted 11 June, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
26.0 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Feudal survivor simulator. Cannibalistic sexy women included
Posted 26 February, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.3 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
This game is great as is don't let all the "reviewers" tell you it isn't, 90%+ suck at basic thing's like using a map and utilizing fast travel shrine's and must do nothing but stick at their camp too scared to actually venture out and explore the world. My advice is, buy it and try it out, you have 2 hours to play the game basically as a demo and if you're not as moronic as some of these people you'll actually have a decent chunk of resources and souls by your 2nd day granted you don't do stupid stuff like die because you were too proud to gather sap for health potion's. Don't forget to open and close your gates at night too and clear out the enemies on the far side of it, it's a useful strategy and will save you resources along with building the archer tower's to defend your base which actually HELP. So stop comparing the game to Valheim because they're considerably different, they're completely different and just because they both have Vikings in it doesn't mean they're the same. I could say the same for ROR2, last time I checked ROR2 isn't a survival game or have a game mode even remotely similar not to mention their themes and overall gameplay couldn't be any different other then getting items and killing enemies. TLDR; most of the people in the review section are just bad at the game and compare to other one's arbitrarily :^P
Posted 28 July, 2021. Last edited 28 July, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
242.1 hrs on record (171.9 hrs at review time)
best game ever. period. have been supporting since steam greenlight
Posted 7 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.1 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
Was a good game back in 2005 is even better in 2020. Destroy All HUMANS!
Posted 5 August, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
397.7 hrs on record (203.9 hrs at review time)
Great game buy now.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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25.0 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The very first moment I saw this on steam I bought it and it was money well spent. Me and my bestfriend who ive sunk countless hours into the first game with yet again had a blast, I highly recommend and cant wait to see what comes down the road.
Posted 28 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
174.6 hrs on record (80.2 hrs at review time)
Kingdom ♥♥♥ is a good game.
Posted 24 November, 2018.
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