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This reminds me of the time I was 7 years old and I ♥♥♥♥ myself at a sleepover and I wiped it on my friends sheets and for some reason nothing came of it. Not sure how I dodged that bullet. Anyway I have garlic bread in the oven so i'd best be going. Regards. POO POO BUM POO WEE BOTTOM FART

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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS FREAKY.
1) Say your name 10 times
2) Say your moms name 5 times
3) Say your crushes name 3 times
4) PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER PROFILES. IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEAREST................ FRIDAY. BUT. IF YOU DON'T PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK. THEN YOU WILL HAVE VERY BAD LUCK . SEND THIS TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BASICALLY IT WORKS