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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
330.4 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
EU servers are overcrowded. I have spent 5 hours in queue, just to play less than an hour before realizing how half-finished this game is. Now I cant even refund the game.
Posted 28 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
134.8 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Got kinda excited when I heard the game was fixed and improved, but that was a lie. It crashes after 5 minutes. Unplayable.
Also, why is the highest fov you can have 79 degrees?
Posted 23 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
744.8 hrs on record (55.2 hrs at review time)
Great game. Innovative tactics, promotes smart play, lots of gadgets, balanced etc etc.
Can really recommend it based by the gameplay alone. One of the top 5 games right there.

BUT. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ubisoft. Poor servers, Ucantplay comes with alot of error-codes, disconnects and all sorts of fun. So, if you're not familiar with troubleshooting server connectivityissues, you will be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ artisan after this.
As you would expect from a CEO that resents the PC-community, there will be NO, and I repeat NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anti-cheat program. I see they claim that they have one, but mark my words, they have not. So the servers are riddled with cheaters, and since they can go unpunished by doing so, you will meet atleast one every 9 out of 10 games. Either on your side, or against you. It doesn't make a difference. The multiplayer experience values to ♥♥♥♥ now.

Do yourself a favour, and DON'T purchase this game... Unless they ditch udontplay, and migrate it to steam with VAC. That would propably make this game a 10/10 multiplayer experience...
Man, i feel sorry for the game developers that are forced to implement ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and given underfunded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to run their great game on.

♥♥♥♥. you.
Posted 15 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
273.7 hrs on record (104.2 hrs at review time)
I have this game on PS3 already and solely purchased it for the GTA online part.
But it happens that it was released in an alpha-state, and I've spent more hours ingame while trying to troubleshoot, than actually playing it. And the few hours spent actually playing were not pleasant at all.
My online stats resets, are unable to load (have to wait 4 hours for it to sync with the social club cloud), every server is riddled with hackers, random disconnects, glitches (falling through the floor, getting shot through walls etc), poorly optimized controls for mouse and keyboard.
This game should not have "multiplayer" listed as a feature.
Posted 18 June, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
66.1 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Unplayable. The game doesn't even support mouse/keyboard.
Another failed consoleport where you can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aim. What's the point with guns if you can't aim? If you're interested in knowing exactly what I'm talking about, google; Negative acceleration, mouse acceleration, smoothing and mouselag. This game has it all. Hopefully I will get this ♥♥♥♥ refunded.

To bad. This game could propably've been fun if not.

Also; Uplay.
Posted 12 June, 2014.
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68.5 hrs on record (67.5 hrs at review time)
Like my sexlife: Dead.
Posted 28 July, 2012.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
154.6 hrs on record (127.2 hrs at review time)
WTF!? THIS ISN'T POKEMANS!!
Posted 28 July, 2012.
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