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Why do people like to steal my vbucks?
Like calm down i'm trying to game here
Usernames: Ferret, hello world, Dolphin, coOleST ROlEpLaYeR,
Griffin Peter, Ingurgitate Radium
yuh yah
compiter part::lap
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ra ra russian ra ra
I tell you me yes? no sorry gamer
Yea right mate walk away mate
Rodney Ron get back in the van
Rqn Tony Group Left 4 Dead
GYS | FOUND seems to have friends that are in denial
I wonder why one seemed to be talked about more? I don't know
LIFE HUH? LOVE THE THING BECAUSE IT GAVE ME CSGO BATTLE ROYALE BABBYYYY!!!!
I LOVe VALVE BABYYYYY!!!!!
fOrtUNaTe SOn BABBYYY!!!
INSAN E rEacitons ARE YOU HIGH
HIGH IN DUBAI
Smonek wED BEcAUSE im cooL
GOTTA JUUL IN SCHOOL TO BE COOL
EZRA V1 2 3 BABY
RISK OF RAIN 2 IS EPIC I SWEAR TO THE LORD BROOO PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM FOR SINNER BRUH ZOMBIE BRRUUUUUH
GUYS I LOVER DEAD MEMES BRO SO FUNNE I REALLY COMMIEDIEAN
GOTTA BLAST GAMERS GOTTA ZOOM GOTTA RUN GOTTA FLASH BANG OUTTA HERE
PURPOSE WITH a gAmEr weapon on the front is easily the BEST feeling someone could EVER get!
Edgy edge lord get off my LAWN! I'm TRYING TO HAVE A PEACEFUL MORNING
We live in a society - Jokerman
1 2 3 GIMMIE SOME BIGGIE CHEESE
LAD RISE UP FROM THE BIGGIE ASH AND GAME SOME GAMES IN THE GAMER CLUB HOUSE
The mind is the key to victory yet we never seem to use it. -- Baby Boomer
Jesus Christ Podcast
You're posting your CRINGE into my inbox and I don't appreciate it!
Send help immediately! My microwave has gone on the fritz!
Rats! I've been exposed online! I've got to get out of here quick!
A little wacky, a little crazy!
My father stole my travel visa. Now I can't get out of the states!
Selling twenty dollars worth of computer parts on the internet, hit me up with offers.
I slept
on the couch
in Iraq
HEART ATTACK INCOMING!!!! OOHHH NOOO
Muse Dash scares me. WHAT DOES OUR FUTURE HOLD WHEN WE MAKE THINGS LIKE THIS
A distaste for furry, omygot
ShadowFrax's take on the uh aye yah
I'm going to complain about this on MY blog!
have you considered taking your own life, and live streaming it for my viewing pleasure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8
Do you play rocket league bro?
You ever just take out the shotgun and just start blastin' fools?
SUUUUUUU-WEEEE
AMEN BORTHER HH
I sell chummer, go to family fun suffer dungeon!
Today is a good day for a nicotine fueled RAGE
There is a giant rat in my house, and its bouta eat my dog
I was walkin' down the street and this kid ran up to me and scared me, so I drop kicked him
I got a free twenty bucks outta the ordeal
Honestly dude, we can make some sick cash on the side bro, like on Jah
Lets monetize that, bro
"Archimedes' Principle of watermelons states that any watermelon juice which is absorbed by a marshmallow will make the marshmallow heavier and wetter and better tasting" -Featureman
Put the commies on the back burner. We've got terrorists comin' our way
Eat twenty apples a day to give a doctor a major headache
Gamer since the '80s; PC Elitist since '92.
AMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUS AHAHAHAHHA BRAIN WORMS BRAIN WORMS, WE ALL HAVE BRAIN WORMS, EAT UP BUDDIES EAT UP EAT UP AHAHAHAHA
Red :red_circle: :name_badge: sus :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops:. Red :red_circle: :red_circle: suuuus. I :eye::lips: :eye: said :cowboy::speaking_head: :speech_balloon::blond_haired_person_tone5::sweat_drops: red :japanese_ogre: :red_circle:, sus :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops:, hahahahaha :rofl: :rofl:. Why :thinking: :thinking: arent you :point_right::hushed: :point_left: laughing :joy: :joy:? I :eye::tangerine: :busts_in_silhouette: just made :crown: :crown: a reference :eyes::lips::scream_cat: :eyes::lips::scream_cat: to the popular :thumbsup::grin::joy: :joy: video :video_camera: :video_camera: game :video_game: :video_game: "Among :flag_ro::control_knobs: :moneybag: Us :man: :man:"! How can you :point_left: :point_left: not laugh :joy: :joy: at it? Emergeny meeting :100: :handshake:! Guys :boy: :man:, this here guy :man: :blond_haired_person_tone1::man_tone1: doesnt laugh :rofl: :ballot_box_with_check::joy::sweat_smile: at my funny :smiley::joy: :beer::stuck_out_tongue::smiley: Among :moneybag: :moneybag: Us :man: :man: memes :frog: :joy:! Lets :person_gesturing_ok: :person_gesturing_ok: beat :fist::punch_tone1: :cold_sweat::punch: him :older_man: :man: to death :skull::boom::question: :skull:! Dead :skull::joy: :skull_crossbones: body :dancer: :dancer: reported :telephone: :face_with_monocle:! Skip :penguin: :person_running_tone2:! Skip :penguin: :penguin:! Vote :top: :top: blue :blue_heart: :blue_heart:! Blue :blue_heart: :blue_heart: was not an impostor :sunglasses: :angry:. Among :joy: :person_gesturing_ok_tone3::a: us :man: :man: in a nutshell :angry: :angry: hahahaha :joy::ok_hand::wave: :joy:. What?! Youre still :fingers_crossed::raised_hands: :fingers_crossed::raised_hands: not laughing :joy: :joy: your :point_right: :point_right: ass :peach: :a: off :mobile_phone_off: :mobile_phone_off::skull_crossbones:? I :eye: :eye: made :crown: :crown: SEVERAL :100: :100: funny :grinning::joy::stuck_out_tongue: :smiley::question: references :eyes::lips::scream_cat: :book: to Among :moneybag: :couple_with_heart::couple_mm::couple_ww: Us :man: :flag_us: and YOU :point_left_tone2: :joy::point_right::fire: STILL :fingers_crossed::raised_hands: :rolling_eyes: ARENT LAUGHING :joy: :joy::sunglasses::sweat_drops:??!!! Bruh :warning: :flushed::rofl::joy:. Ya :pray::musical_score: :scream_cat: hear :ear: :ear: that? Wooooooosh :sweat_drops::alien::space_invader: :sweat_drops::alien::space_invader:. Whats :frowning: :frowning: woooosh :helicopter: :helicopter:? Oh :scream_cat: :scream_cat:, nothing :x: :no_entry_sign:. Just the sound :ear: :loud_sound: of a joke :joy: :joy: flying :airplane: :airplane: over :flushed::speak_no_evil::sweat_drops: :repeat: your :point_right: :point_right: head

"Sooner or later I rub everybody the wrong way.."

Sports titles aside, I quit console gaming in 1996.
Whats in Vacines?
*Dog kidney
*Peanut oil, lactose, eggs=allergies
*African monkey kidney=diseases
*Aborted fetal tissue=autoimune disease
*Cancer causing formaldehyde
*Neuro toxin- Aluminum=Motor Neuron
=Asthma, speech delays, learning issues
*Educate before you vaccinate!
Its your choice?
BIG FAT DUBS ONLY...
I love America and the oil it ste-borrows from other nations!!
Twenty dollah an hour for the two chum bucket pizzas. Yum yum! Divorcing the mother for the father to run wild in the streets. A man you could say, really great in th-
Mama money mama monkey mama monkey. Church for the man of god for every god fearing citizen in the U S A U S A U S A. I love AMERICA I LOVE IT I LOVE IT HERE I SCREAM WITH DELIGHT WITH THE THOUGHT OF LIVING HERE
K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply
yah yuh
Divorce isn’t a piece of paper, it’s a feeling. Forget about Zip Codes. I need shock treatments. The body is run by electricity. My wiring is all faulty. A fly is a teenage wasp. I’m marrying an accountant. I’m in the Pentecostal Church, but I’m considering switching my loyalty to the Charismatic Church.
I run two blocks and jump five, screaming at the top of my lungs, "AAAAAH AAAAAAAH" my prayers aren't answered. WHY GOD, WHY
The pounds pack, the hours grow, savE MY AMERICAN SOUL
mcdonald flow through blood stream, give many happy days, sole survivor in family :pray:
Silly man say, "You are a loser, kill yourself" I spit in face and scream, police drag away bye bye!
I buy many pot and pan, sell for onyx jewels, split wigs with remaining coin. I win capitalist dream, bye bye!
I am little piggy, I oink in delight when I lateher my self with mud! Yum yum I yell as I get led to my demise, feed another ameircna family, all fat in end!
I am paid to scream expletives, my coffers grow - your house blows, I severed gas pipes and let it run itno the hosue, bye bye!
mmh, funny little animal jump around, I laughed hard! I dream of eating little child, tasty snack to go down my gullet!
Little dog pleases my eyes, I pluck them out and replace them with theirs, everyone is pleased now!
𝓘 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝔁 𝓭𝓮𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭, 𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓫𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭! 𝓘 𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓲𝓰 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓘 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓼𝓸 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭, 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮- 𝓘 𝓹𝓪𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓰!
Thank you, you provide my text in funny fashion, my heart swells from unknown disease. Maybe I get famous on internet to pay for hospital expenses!
mmh, I laugh on internet, gain many points - have I won life? THank you for gold kind stranger! Maybe today I meet keanu reeves for mroe point!
So many stacks! Look at my coffers grow! I will need soon, heart disease is worse, I scream into void with no answer! Where is god, I give them kiss and cry on shoulder! I need more more more! I must win capitalist dream, otherwise I kick bucket across road!
Thank you for money! I need money! Thank you for money! Big stacks equals big person, this is what I hear everyday from my favorite youtube gurus! I want to be bigger, better, faster, and stronger! I eat happy meals everyday to get more happy!
Mcdonald meal is for the bestest of Americans! Only proud american buy the greatest meal, free toy for your choosing too! Many happy days! I wish they'd add toy gun, I want to show to friends at police station!
My friend said, "You're disgusting, your actions against others are abhorrent, please do us all a favor and finally end your life like you said I would" I giggle with delight! My friends are so funny! So funny! I laugh then my arteries get all clogged up, doctor said I have ten months! Almost a year, look at me! I spend lots of money on buying clothes, too much vanity I say, too much! I laugh in the face of other, spit spit spit, right on friends face, how rude of them!
I am living the mericna drmea,,,
I took two sniffs of the cocaine, it pumped me up for the road ahead. Twelve nights in, I ran over a family of five, call it a collateral, I'm winning this round
<3 from Afghanistan
<3 from Pakistan
Family left me back in '86, the better player always wins! Little cat say meow meow as it eats fish, too bad I'm hungry! I eat cat for breakfast and fish for dinner, yum yum! My little tum tum is full with delights! If only I could have an American sanctioned meal! God Bless the FDA!
I look up and scream at little man, "So tiny!" I say. He is like little rat to me, so high up there, very funny! he fall eventually, turn out little man is very big! Hopefully insurance covers his injuries, otherwise big debt for big man!
MOSTWANTED:HATEDBYFEW:ITSFU$12 WHEN I WAKEUP AN BLUNTSMOKE my MORNING NEWS:
Has sold me many items of dubious quality that many purchasers have supposedly held in high regard. DO NOT FALL FOR THE SCAMS. They are harnessing the power of a BOTNET to hack into the mainframe of these websites to leave FALSE reviews! BLOCK AND PASS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE YOU TOO FALL VICTIM TO THESE FALSIFICATIONS
Through the omission of HARD FACTS, I have now acquired (Not of my free will) a very tenuous grasp on reality as we know it! Please assert my grievances before I take it up with HEAD HR. I'm aware of the fear predisposed in managers whenever that position is brought up. Don't make me play my CARDS.
This man is off his rocker!! Off the walls - BONKERS! His numerous mental illnesses come forward in the form of personalities. What a WACKY fellow! Touches children too I bet (Watched him make advances on ME). I would personally send several girl boss drone strikes to get rid of this menace to society. If you even give off a hint of cheeto, he'll come lips first trying to wrap em around your fingers - toes even, this man knows no bounds, his mind too powerful from the severe DID he suffers with! (Trolled!)
"I'm not taking part of the pronoun wars, just as I didn't get covid vaccines. I am an independent thinking person."
I wake from slumber, I see many little internet funny people - I smile from arterial wall bursts in brain - much fun happy clap clap!
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shmoomy 23 May @ 9:55pm 
no schizoposting :(
easycompany 28 Mar @ 11:42am 
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{Δ} Edward 12 Feb @ 9:04am 
I love men
the BBC of TF2 12 Feb @ 1:06am 
Sissy
{Δ} Edward 15 Jan @ 2:47pm 
step on you with my feet yum feet
desperation tentacles 11 Jan @ 10:55pm 
If i was an ant, would you step on me
Or feed me crumbs?!