+rep. Commented on my gimp suit :)

Look here, don't make it obvious. You know too, right? I sensed it. My names Cal (they/them), I'm a gay twink jedi. I could sense that swamp ass anywhere. Don't worry. I'm on a mission looking for all the jedi bussy in the galaxy. No need to say anything or reply to this message.Those cis het bigots in the empire can't hear us. I know, don't be scared, these are uncertain times but whatever those straighties throw at us, my fleshsaber will be ready.

Whats that? You wish to know more about the "Bad Habits" I do not allow in my pack? So be it. The 2nd bad habit, I do not allow is incest, I will not have our pack breed amongst ourselves, it will cause unwanted mutations in the newborns, I can not the pack weakened by such degeneracy. The 3rd bad habit is no harming other members of the pack, yes that includes rape. We operate by a simple no gape no rape policy which has so far worked excellently. The 4th and final bad habit is not listening to me, Ed Sheeran, your gay twink vampire lord, the alpha of the pack. Disobeying a direct order from your alpha is treated as a challenge to my leadership and doing so will result in a duel. Believe me you do not want this, the last pup to this, Frederik was ripped to shreds with my fangs. I then flew into the night sky with his corpse and hung it from the Golden Gate Bridge.

You have been chosen by the lord of the undead, how do you answer your lord? Your gay twink vampire lord? Close your mouth pup you're dribbling everywhere. Hush hush we understand that you're a newborn we have all been there young one. Your insatiable thirst for blood? But this is one of many bad habits that I do not allow members of my pack to have. So I ask again do you want to join the pack? The undead gang of spunky individuals. This is an offer of a lifetime, choose wisely.

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